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#1 Jan 24 2014 at 11:52 PM Rating: Good
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Okay, not exactly, but this article happened.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/stephen-hawking-says-black-holes-don-t-exist-012107567.html

The reason that I bring it to your attention is the last sentence:

The Article's last sentence wrote:
Any information or object escaping from a black hole in this scenario would be “pretty scrambled” in Hawking’s own words


I chuckled!
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#2 Jan 25 2014 at 3:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hawking needs to narrate more documentaries. Subject doesn't matter, just his robot voice and an hour and a half about pigeons or something.

Edited, Jan 25th 2014 4:08am by lolgaxe
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#3 Jan 25 2014 at 8:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Someone needs to frame a question properly so that his only effective reply includes the word "cattywumpus". I'll fund a non profit to make this happen.
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#5 Jan 26 2014 at 3:09 AM Rating: Good
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It's not a documentary, but it's a fairly accurate autobiography.

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#6 Jan 27 2014 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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Put on your 3-D Ultra-Infra Glassestm and it's clear that what looked like black holes are actually Pink Holes or Blue Holes (depending on the 'X').
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#7 Jan 27 2014 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/01/stephen-hawkings-blunder-on-black-holes-shows-danger-of-listening-to-scientists-says-bachmann.html

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Rep. Bachmann unleashed a blistering attack on Dr. Hawking, who earlier referred to his mistake on black holes as his “biggest blunder.”

“Actually, Dr. Hawking, our biggest blunder as a society was ever listening to people like you,” said Rep. Bachmann. “If black holes don’t exist, then other things you scientists have been trying to foist on us probably don’t either, like climate change and evolution.”

Rep. Bachmann added that all the students who were forced to learn about black holes in college should now sue Dr. Hawking for a full refund. “Fortunately for me, I did not take any science classes in college,” she said.


EL OH EL
just a funny article because ts probably not far from truth



Edited, Jan 27th 2014 10:25pm by rdmcandie
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Stalker rdmcandie wrote:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/01/stephen-hawkings-blunder-on-black-holes-shows-danger-of-listening-to-scientists-says-bachmann.html

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Rep. Bachmann unleashed a blistering attack on Dr. Hawking, who earlier referred to his mistake on black holes as his “biggest blunder.”

“Actually, Dr. Hawking, our biggest blunder as a society was ever listening to people like you,” said Rep. Bachmann. “If black holes don’t exist, then other things you scientists have been trying to foist on us probably don’t either, like climate change and evolution.”

Rep. Bachmann added that all the students who were forced to learn about black holes in college should now sue Dr. Hawking for a full refund. “Fortunately for me, I did not take any science classes in college,” she said.


EL OH EL
just a funny article because ts probably not far from truth

Edited, Jan 27th 2014 10:25pm by rdmcandie


It is scary that is almost impossible to distinguish satire from reality here.
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#9 Jan 28 2014 at 1:03 AM Rating: Good
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I stopped reading at Bachmann and went back to pigeons.
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#10 Jan 28 2014 at 11:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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I both liked and feared this one:

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Bachmann’s anti-Hawking comments seemed to be gaining traction on Capitol Hill, as seen from the statement by Rep. Lamar Smith (R-Texas), Chairman of the House Science Committee, who said, “Going forward, members of the House Science Committee will do our best to avoid listening to scientists.”


Smiley: banghead

Anyway, back to my ivory tower I guess...
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#11 Jan 28 2014 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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The only "Black Hole" Bachmann believes in.
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#12 Jan 28 2014 at 11:26 AM Rating: Excellent
I just noticed the guy leering in the corner of that photo. That makes it a thousand times funnier.
#13 Jan 28 2014 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
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I just noticed the guy leering in the corner of that photo. That makes it a thousand times funnier.


Same here! Smiley: lol
#14 Jan 28 2014 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
I both liked and feared this one:

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Bachmann’s anti-Hawking comments seemed to be gaining traction on Capitol Hill, as seen from the statement by Rep. Lamar Smith (R-Texas), Chairman of the House Science Committee, who said, “Going forward, members of the House Science Committee will do our best to avoid listening to scientists.”


Smiley: banghead

Anyway, back to my ivory tower I guess...
I, how.. what?

Edited, Jan 28th 2014 8:23pm by Aethien
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Catwho wrote:
I just noticed the guy leering in the corner of that photo. That makes it a thousand times funnier.


Same here! Smiley: lol

MN State Fair corn dogs are that good.



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#16 Jan 28 2014 at 1:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
I both liked and feared this one:

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Bachmann’s anti-Hawking comments seemed to be gaining traction on Capitol Hill, as seen from the statement by Rep. Lamar Smith (R-Texas), Chairman of the House Science Committee, who said, “Going forward, members of the House Science Committee will do our best to avoid listening to scientists.”


Smiley: banghead

Anyway, back to my ivory tower I guess...
I, how.. what?
It's ok, he'll come crawling back, they always do. You get used to it after a while, they treat you like sh*t in the media, then want to use your ventilator to keep their pregnant girlfriend alive until she gives birth. Smiley: rolleyes

Don't worry we'll get his money in the end, either way. Smiley: wink

Edited, Jan 28th 2014 11:34am by someproteinguy
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#17 Jan 28 2014 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
If I have a problem with scientists it's that they're too good at getting funding.
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Facts don't come cheap. Smiley: wink
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#19 Jan 28 2014 at 1:59 PM Rating: Good
How much do I owe you?
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Would you go to colonize Mars knowing there was no return trip home? You know in the name of science.

I would. But my husband wouldn't and since I made that silly pact with him I'm stuck.
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Would you go to colonize Mars knowing there was no return trip home? You know in the name of science.

I would. But my husband wouldn't and since I made that silly pact with him I'm stuck.


As long as they start broadcasting TV signals towards Mars or send games and systems with the shipments I would be fine with it.
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#22 Jan 28 2014 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:


As long as they start broadcasting TV signals towards Mars or send games and systems with the shipments I would be fine with it.
Take a reader with Angry Birds installed on it. Smiley: wink
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How much do I owe you?
$98.34 an hour, unless you can scam together a non-profit to hide behind, then we give a discount. There's a 2-hour charge added to each new project to handle overhead and data archiving. Quotes are available before starting if you need one, but we'd have to meet first and get the project laid out before we can commit to anything.
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#24 Jan 28 2014 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
I'll pay you six months late with a cheque sent by carrier pigeon.
#25 Jan 28 2014 at 2:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kavekk wrote:
I'll pay you six months late with a cheque sent by carrier pigeon.
That sounds awfully familiar. Do you work for the VA by chance?

Pain-in-the-butt to bill weasel ******* government health care people, hated so much... Smiley: glare

Edited, Jan 28th 2014 12:21pm by someproteinguy
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someproteinguy wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
How much do I owe you?
$98.34 an hour, unless you can scam together a non-profit to hide behind, then we give a discount. There's a 2-hour charge added to each new project to handle overhead and data archiving. Quotes are available before starting if you need one, but we'd have to meet first and get the project laid out before we can commit to anything.
That's actually pretty modest as far as hourly rates go.
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