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#1 Jan 29 2014 at 8:27 PM Rating: Decent
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will be be disseminated, or so did the lawyer claim in an article about printing human parts and unforceable.

Tortured pun? Check,

It is still really cool when you think about it. Slowly, the things that were in the land of fiction, are becoming reality. Detachable *****, here we come.
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#2 Jan 29 2014 at 8:30 PM Rating: Good
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Still waiting for the day I can download a pizza.
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#3 Jan 29 2014 at 8:36 PM Rating: Good
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Flying time machines and dehydrated pizza.
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#4 Jan 30 2014 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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will be be disseminated, or so did the lawyer claim in an article about printing human parts and unforceable.

Tortured pun? Check,

That whole sentence looks like it's been abused.

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Detachable *****, here we come.

Why would one want to detach their *****?
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#5 Jan 30 2014 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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Flying time machines and dehydrated pizza.

Flying pizza.
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#6 Jan 30 2014 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why would one want to detach their *****?
Gets in the way a lot. Lots of practical joke opportunities. Better than a dueling glove.
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#7 Jan 30 2014 at 8:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Still waiting for the day I can download a pizza.


The future is now! Here is a modified version of the 3D printer I own printing a pizza, which could have been downloaded.


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#8 Jan 30 2014 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know what that is, but it ain't pizza. That thing makes the slabs they served every other Friday in elementary school look gourmet.
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#9 Jan 30 2014 at 8:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know what that is, but it ain't pizza.

You are from Chicago....you don't get to judge what is ok to be called "pizza". (I'm sure you've seen it already, but still...)

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#10 Jan 30 2014 at 8:46 AM Rating: Good
I prefer Chicago style pizza-casserole over New York style, but that's because it's a rare treat around here. We have 3-4 gourmet pizza places that sell true New York style pizza (slices large and flat enough to fold in half and eat like a sandwich.) It's tasty but there's nothing really special about it.

I actually have to go to Chicago to get Chicago deep dish. Smiley: frown
#11 Jan 30 2014 at 8:51 AM Rating: Good
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I actually have to go to Chicago to get Chicago deep dish. Smiley: frown

I like them both. I also like the pizza that the gas station makes and sticks in a pizza warmer. Heck, I even like frozen pizza. Stuffed pizza, or layered pizza, or folded over pizza is a bad idea.

Koa's pizza looks like a Pizza Chip.

We had deep dish pizza places in minneapolis, but I don't know of anything out here in my little new england corner that is comparable. The problem with the deep dish pizza is the loooooong baking time.

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#12 Jan 30 2014 at 8:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Most folks eat Chicago thin-style anyway. It just isn't unique enough to make for good comedy segments.

Deep dish is good, just cumbersome.

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I actually have to go to Chicago to get Chicago deep dish. Smiley: frown

As my public service announcement, I'll note that Uno's licenses their name nationally but Uno's pizzerias outside the Chicago area have nothing to do with the real thing except for having bought the right to put their name on the door.

Edited, Jan 30th 2014 8:55am by Jophiel
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#13 Jan 30 2014 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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I think I'm going to have to go find some pizza for lunch.


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#14 Jan 30 2014 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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It's tasty but there's nothing really special about it.


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#15 Jan 30 2014 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
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Most folks eat Chicago thin-style anyway. It just isn't unique enough to make for good comedy segments.

Deep dish is good, just cumbersome.

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I actually have to go to Chicago to get Chicago deep dish. Smiley: frown

As my public service announcement, I'll note that Uno's licenses their name nationally but Uno's pizzerias outside the Chicago area have nothing to do with the real thing except for having bought the right to put their name on the door.

Edited, Jan 30th 2014 8:55am by Jophiel


I tried Nancy's in Atlanta once and was really kind of disappointed.

When I go to ACEN, I usually order a single pizza delivered on Friday for $40 and eat a slice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner until leave again on Sunday. Monotonous, but surprisingly cost efficient.
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I've no idea what the story is behind Nancy's because I never get pizza from Nancy's anyway. Could be another "We'll license the name to anyone" thing, could be a "too far from home" thing, could be a "Nancy's pizza just sucks" thing.
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#17 Jan 30 2014 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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When I go to ACEN, I usually order a single pizza delivered on Friday for $40 and eat a slice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner until leave again on Sunday. Monotonous, but surprisingly cost efficient.

What's ACEN?

And why are is their pizza so expensive?
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Jophiel wrote:
I've no idea what the story is behind Nancy's because I never get pizza from Nancy's anyway. Could be another "We'll license the name to anyone" thing, could be a "too far from home" thing, could be a "Nancy's pizza just sucks" thing.


Is that the place that makes their pizza crust so thin it's literally a cracker?

I think I watched that episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives like 6 times in the hospital. I hate Guy Fieri with an undying rage.
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#19 Jan 30 2014 at 11:17 AM Rating: Decent
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I hate Guy Fieri with an undying rage.

That is definitely firmly on the chain.
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#20 Jan 30 2014 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, wait, the place I was thinking of was in Chicago. They were noteworthy because they made ******, cracker-thin pizzas in a town known for deep dish.

Brooklyn-style or GTFO.
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#21 Jan 30 2014 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, wait, the place I was thinking of was in Chicago. They were noteworthy because they made sh*tty, cracker-thin pizzas in a town known for deep dish.
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Most folks eat Chicago thin-style anyway. It just isn't unique enough to make for good comedy segments.

Good thin crust shouldn't be "cracker" but it should have some crispness. That greasy "fold it" crap is reminiscent of the cheap soggy shit they serve in schools and cafeterias.
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Brooklyn-style or GTFO.


Brooklyn sucks. Everything about Brooklyn sucks. Brooklyn can take it's douchebag mindfulness obsessed rich white kids starting up artisinal doughnut shop culture and shoot itself in the face with a shotgun when it turns 27. If 9/11 had happened in Williamsburg the collective reaction from the rest of the country would have been "sure, inelegant. But bad? Let's not rush into conclusions just yet.
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#23 Jan 30 2014 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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When I go to ACEN, I usually order a single pizza delivered on Friday for $40 and eat a slice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner until leave again on Sunday. Monotonous, but surprisingly cost efficient.

What's ACEN?

And why are is their pizza so expensive?


Anime Central. It's expensive because it's a $30 Giordano's Chicago style deep dish with tip and taxes delivered to a hotel. It's literally four pounds of crust, meat, and cheese. It feeds 8 for a night, and one for a weekend.
#24 Jan 30 2014 at 2:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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#25 Jan 30 2014 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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I've never had one but a Chicago style pizza looks interesting, even if it doesn't really look like a pizza.
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I've never had one but a Chicago style pizza looks interesting, even if it doesn't really look like a pizza.

Neither have I, actually. I've had "deep dish pizza" but it was basically "slightly thicker pizza"

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