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#1 Nov 07 2014 at 6:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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plzsendhalp on Reddit wrote:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well **** a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a ***** house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke ****, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.


Is there anything Hookers & Blow can't solve, besides why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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#2 Nov 07 2014 at 7:40 PM Rating: Default
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Omegavegeta wrote:
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plzsendhalp on Reddit wrote:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well **** a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a ***** house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke ****, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.


Is there anything Hookers & Blow can't solve, besides why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?


How did it end up being 2k only? You would think it would set him back a little more.
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#3 Nov 07 2014 at 7:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's Mexico.
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#4 Nov 07 2014 at 9:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Omegavegeta wrote:
Linky

plzsendhalp on Reddit wrote:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well **** a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a ***** house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke ****, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.


Is there anything Hookers & Blow can't solve, besides why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

Forget about kids, I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch because it's fucking awesome!
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#5 Nov 07 2014 at 11:06 PM Rating: Good
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I'm totally planning the wrong vacation.
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