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Jophiel wrote:
I went without a microwave for a few weeks once when my old one caught on fire. Man, ten years ago. I don't remember life without it being too difficult -- more pots and pans to wash, I guess, and probably less likely to reheat leftovers.
Hah. Best part:
Totem wrote:
Oh. And congratulations on 7,000, you blowdryer using guy, you. Your real life name wouldn't happen to be Serge and you wouldn't happen to own a hair salon, hmmm?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
My favourtie is:
Well I should ******* hope so since you're posting on the internet about it
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I hit it with the fire extingusher and opened windows, doors, etc. It's all settled now
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House on fire this totally sucks. i blame @westinghouse #housefire #faultymicrowave #thanksobama
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
If you do decide to get a new one, try for one without a digital clock built in. If the internet is to be believed, apparently powering the clock 24 hours a day uses more electricity per month than actually using the microwave regularly.
Get a toaster oven for making Hot Pockets. Heat up a last faster than in a regular oven. The year I spent in Florida was microwave free. Stovetop, toaster oven, coffee maker (for hot water and tea) and a hot-air popcorn popper is all I needed. I did live (hot food wise) on mostly frozen pizza's, hot pockets, and chicken kiev with rice.
So you used 3 appliances to replace the 1 microwave with the toaster oven, coffee maker and popcorn popper?
I think someone got sucked in by a good salesman
I think someone got sucked in by a good salesman
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Jophiel wrote:
House on fire this totally sucks. i blame @westinghouse #housefire #faultymicrowave #thanksobama
You forgot #2hot2handle, or #2hot2handel if they had a piano.
Just as Planned.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
So you used 3 appliances to replace the 1 microwave with the toaster oven, coffee maker and popcorn popper?
I think someone got sucked in by a good salesman
I think someone got sucked in by a good salesman
Lol! To be fair, most people are going to have a coffee machine anyway, so not really three. But yeah, there's no reason to own a popcorn machine and a toaster oven in lieu of a microwave. I suppose you could argue that the toaster oven has other uses, but I've just never found one to be worth buying. On the rare occasion I actually do need to toast something on a flat plane, I have an actual oven I can use.
For me, it's less about cost efficiency as space efficiency. The stovehood/microwave thingies are a great use of space (assuming you live in a home built in like the last 30 years or so, there's already a spot built for it). Huge counter top space saver. I also tend to avoid buying counter top appliances that only have one function (yeah, I'm looking at you rice cookers). On that one, it's not even really just about counter top space, but storage space as well.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Jophiel wrote:
On the other hand, Ramen+bowl+2 cups very hot tap water+egg+plate on top+3 minutes in the microwave comes out damn near perfect.
I hope you have a very new hot water heater and pipes, because hot tap water is not good for consumption.
trickybeck wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
On the other hand, Ramen+bowl+2 cups very hot tap water+egg+plate on top+3 minutes in the microwave comes out damn near perfect.
I hope you have a very new hot water heater and pipes, because hot tap water is not good for consumption.
I'm assuming the hot tap water is just to soften the ramen and get everything going prior to the cooking process that occurs in the microwave itself. But it's Joph's dish, so maybe he'll have a better explanation.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
On the other hand, Ramen+bowl+2 cups very hot tap water+egg+plate on top+3 minutes in the microwave comes out damn near perfect.
I hope you have a very new hot water heater and pipes, because hot tap water is not good for consumption.
I'm assuming the hot tap water is just to soften the ramen and get everything going prior to the cooking process that occurs in the microwave itself. But it's Joph's dish, so maybe he'll have a better explanation.
It's not the cooking - it's the contaminants
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/29/health/29real.html
http://www.cdc.gov/nceh/lead/tips/water.htm
Yeah it's pretty low risk for adults, but still a risk easily avoided. Would definitely have kids avoid it anyway.
Edited, Nov 14th 2014 10:44pm by trickybeck
Let me know when this is about the ACA.....
Smasharoo wrote:
I have a potato bag.
Interestingly, that's how I refer to my *******. Think of that each time you use that now. Think. Of. It.
Interestingly, that's how I refer to my *******. Think of that each time you use that now. Think. Of. It.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
trickybeck wrote:
gbaji wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
On the other hand, Ramen+bowl+2 cups very hot tap water+egg+plate on top+3 minutes in the microwave comes out damn near perfect.
I hope you have a very new hot water heater and pipes, because hot tap water is not good for consumption.
I'm assuming the hot tap water is just to soften the ramen and get everything going prior to the cooking process that occurs in the microwave itself. But it's Joph's dish, so maybe he'll have a better explanation.
It's not the cooking - it's the contaminants
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/29/health/29real.html
http://www.cdc.gov/nceh/lead/tips/water.htm
Yeah it's pretty low risk for adults, but still a risk easily avoided. Would definitely have kids avoid it anyway.
Edited, Nov 14th 2014 10:44pm by trickybeck
All water piping in my house is non metallic. I think the risk for me getting lead poisoning is so damn low.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Anything built after 1986 had to use lead-free piping.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Huge counter top space saver. I also tend to avoid buying counter top appliances that only have one function (yeah, I'm looking at you rice cookers)
You must not eat much rice. Electric rice cookers are one of the best inventions of the last 100 years.
You must not eat much rice. Electric rice cookers are one of the best inventions of the last 100 years.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I like rice cookers, but for bazmati it's so easy to make a good pilaf, and it's so tasty that I don't begrudge the 5 minutes of effort it takes me. I recently got an all in one rice cooker/ slow cooker/ pressure cooker thingy to save space, and so far it's been worth it.
I also finally gave in and ordered one of these, which I'm pretty excited about trying out. Should arrive end of this week.
Edited, Nov 17th 2014 9:53am by Xsarus
I also finally gave in and ordered one of these, which I'm pretty excited about trying out. Should arrive end of this week.
Edited, Nov 17th 2014 9:53am by Xsarus
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Rice is pretty easy to cook on the stove-top.
I'm not sure I get it, but can it be used in other liquids. Like could I do candies? Sugar is such a bitch to get to proper temp.
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I also finally gave in and ordered one of these, which I'm pretty excited about trying out. Should arrive end of this week.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Smasharoo wrote:
Huge counter top space saver. I also tend to avoid buying counter top appliances that only have one function (yeah, I'm looking at you rice cookers)
You must not eat much rice. Electric rice cookers are one of the best inventions of the last 100 years.
You must not eat much rice. Electric rice cookers are one of the best inventions of the last 100 years.
This.
Elinda wrote:
Rice is pretty easy to cook on the stove-top.
I'm not sure I get it, but can it be used in other liquids. Like could I do candies? Sugar is such a bitch to get to proper temp.
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I also finally gave in and ordered one of these, which I'm pretty excited about trying out. Should arrive end of this week.
Sugar would not work, it tops out at 210
http://modernistcuisine.com/2013/01/why-cook-sous-vide/
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Rice is pretty easy to cook on the stove-top.
Sure, and so is toasting bread on the stove top. **** both of those things, though.
Sure, and so is toasting bread on the stove top. **** both of those things, though.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
trickybeck wrote:
It's not the cooking - it's the contaminants
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/29/health/29real.html
http://www.cdc.gov/nceh/lead/tips/water.htm
Yeah it's pretty low risk for adults, but still a risk easily avoided. Would definitely have kids avoid it anyway.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/29/health/29real.html
http://www.cdc.gov/nceh/lead/tips/water.htm
Yeah it's pretty low risk for adults, but still a risk easily avoided. Would definitely have kids avoid it anyway.
I guess. Just seems like if you've got dangerous levels of lead in your pipes, maybe there's other corrective action you should be taking rather than just avoiding following Joph's ramen recipe?
King Nobby wrote:
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My microwave's light just went out the other day, though it still works. Which is good, since it is our primary source of food around here. We do have another microwave, but it's still boxed up. It's also an over-the-range hood model that has nowhere to go, yet.
As for rice cookers, I really should get one but never will. Why? Because I'm a fucking moron, that's why.
As for rice cookers, I really should get one but never will. Why? Because I'm a fucking moron, that's why.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Smasharoo wrote:
Rice is pretty easy to cook on the stove-top.
Sure, and so is toasting bread on the stove top. **** both of those things, though.
Sure, and so is toasting bread on the stove top. **** both of those things, though.
Or heating up hot pockets in a microwave!
King Nobby wrote:
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