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#127 Jan 15 2015 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, not such a happy ending for all the dead wives, children and slaves. I guess Job got a salve or something for the raging boils, so that was nice.

Didn't he live to be 300 or something as well? That's pretty good compensation for a few dead wives.


You would think that dead wives would have been enough of an compensation...
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I don't know how you cope with the internal contradiction of "I believe in science! Also, an invisible man in the sky who tells me what to do in a 5000 year old book!" but that's your own business.


Can't speak for Joph, but perhaps "I know what a contradiction is (and isn't)" might be a good starting point.

Oh. And the book can't be 5000 years old, since everyone knows the earth is only 4000 years old. Duh!
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Ah, what the heck. I'm bored.

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Not so confident in Alma's knowledge of the Bible and Christianity, so I'll step into this for a sec:

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Heh, you kinda walked into that one, but I will be merciful ( for angrymnk is Full of Pity, Merciful toward mankind ). Linky

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."


Um... You do get that he's not actually talking about physical violence and/or war, right? It's always funny to me when people who don't actually understand the bible or its teachings pluck out individual passages and try to make a point like this (the whole "camel through the eye of a needle one probably ranks up there too). Of course, to understand what is meant, you must understand the underlying Jewish beliefs about a potential coming Messiah, and how certain words are used in context.

What he means is that he's not going to force the world to be peaceful via some kind of divine fiat/rule, but that he will lay before the world a choice to follow his teachings, or not (gasp! Free will. Oh noes!!!). The "sword" isn't a tool of violence here, but one of separation. He's preparing his followers for the reality that life will go on after he leaves, and they'll have struggles ahead of them. There's more to it, as well, but one thing I do know is that he's not remotely saying he or his religion is about violent conflict.

Great example of how those who don't bother to spend any time understanding the actual beliefs of a religion can't really accurately assess the actions and words of the followers of said religion though. So there is that.


You claim yourself to be a theology expert as well? You mean studied ancient texts, history of the region, learned ancient Aramaic, history of language and all that jazz?


Most of K-12 in Catholic school does pretty well to set a base understanding of the bible. And at mass, the priests take the time to explain that week's gospel reading, so you pick up a bit of "here's what is meant and how you should interpret this" as well. That and it's pretty darn inconsistent with everything else Jesus says to think he's actually talking about using a sword to commit violent acts, so one should probably immediately cast about for a different meaning.


Also, if you'd actually read the page you linked, farther down the passage is explained. That could have clued you in as well.

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I don't suppose you guys feel like another revolution, eh?

Look at what I did, I identified you as French despite you having lived here for what, ten years? Pretty old world, eh? I'd kick off right now, if I were you.

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gbaji wrote:
Ah, what the heck. I'm bored.

angrymnk wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Not so confident in Alma's knowledge of the Bible and Christianity, so I'll step into this for a sec:

angrymnk wrote:
Heh, you kinda walked into that one, but I will be merciful ( for angrymnk is Full of Pity, Merciful toward mankind ). Linky

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."


Um... You do get that he's not actually talking about physical violence and/or war, right? It's always funny to me when people who don't actually understand the bible or its teachings pluck out individual passages and try to make a point like this (the whole "camel through the eye of a needle one probably ranks up there too). Of course, to understand what is meant, you must understand the underlying Jewish beliefs about a potential coming Messiah, and how certain words are used in context.

What he means is that he's not going to force the world to be peaceful via some kind of divine fiat/rule, but that he will lay before the world a choice to follow his teachings, or not (gasp! Free will. Oh noes!!!). The "sword" isn't a tool of violence here, but one of separation. He's preparing his followers for the reality that life will go on after he leaves, and they'll have struggles ahead of them. There's more to it, as well, but one thing I do know is that he's not remotely saying he or his religion is about violent conflict.

Great example of how those who don't bother to spend any time understanding the actual beliefs of a religion can't really accurately assess the actions and words of the followers of said religion though. So there is that.


You claim yourself to be a theology expert as well? You mean studied ancient texts, history of the region, learned ancient Aramaic, history of language and all that jazz?


Most of K-12 in Catholic school does pretty well to set a base understanding of the bible. And at mass, the priests take the time to explain that week's gospel reading, so you pick up a bit of "here's what is meant and how you should interpret this" as well. That and it's pretty darn inconsistent with everything else Jesus says to think he's actually talking about using a sword to commit violent acts, so one should probably immediately cast about for a different meaning.


Also, if you'd actually read the page you linked, farther down the passage is explained. That could have clued you in as well.

Edited, Jan 15th 2015 5:16pm by gbaji


When you say base understanding of the bible, I assume you mean barely any understanding at all ( get it? base? hello? ). I am not sure how you can possibly expect me to take gospel reading at a mass for anything other than "Christianity for dummies - mass edition ". I also LOOOOVE how you trot out "here is how you should interpret it"(because you know, the bible may be saying something else altogether and heavens forfend if the unwashed masses try to read the bible for what it is ).

Thank God we have priests to interpret the secret word of God to us, mere mortals.

I also disagree with your conclusion. If the bible is inconsistent about the message, maybe, just maybe, it is because it was written by some random people ( and not, like Qur'an, by God himself ) and not because I am not understanding that the hilarious argument of the ineffable "God [that] moves in mysterious ways".

But then, what do I expect, critical thinking is not a part of most K-12 schools.



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gbaji wrote:
Ah, what the heck. I'm bored.

angrymnk wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Not so confident in Alma's knowledge of the Bible and Christianity, so I'll step into this for a sec:

angrymnk wrote:
Heh, you kinda walked into that one, but I will be merciful ( for angrymnk is Full of Pity, Merciful toward mankind ). Linky

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."


Um... You do get that he's not actually talking about physical violence and/or war, right? It's always funny to me when people who don't actually understand the bible or its teachings pluck out individual passages and try to make a point like this (the whole "camel through the eye of a needle one probably ranks up there too). Of course, to understand what is meant, you must understand the underlying Jewish beliefs about a potential coming Messiah, and how certain words are used in context.

What he means is that he's not going to force the world to be peaceful via some kind of divine fiat/rule, but that he will lay before the world a choice to follow his teachings, or not (gasp! Free will. Oh noes!!!). The "sword" isn't a tool of violence here, but one of separation. He's preparing his followers for the reality that life will go on after he leaves, and they'll have struggles ahead of them. There's more to it, as well, but one thing I do know is that he's not remotely saying he or his religion is about violent conflict.

Great example of how those who don't bother to spend any time understanding the actual beliefs of a religion can't really accurately assess the actions and words of the followers of said religion though. So there is that.


You claim yourself to be a theology expert as well? You mean studied ancient texts, history of the region, learned ancient Aramaic, history of language and all that jazz?


Most of K-12 in Catholic school does pretty well to set a base understanding of the bible. And at mass, the priests take the time to explain that week's gospel reading, so you pick up a bit of "here's what is meant and how you should interpret this" as well. That and it's pretty darn inconsistent with everything else Jesus says to think he's actually talking about using a sword to commit violent acts, so one should probably immediately cast about for a different meaning.


Also, if you'd actually read the page you linked, farther down the passage is explained. That could have clued you in as well.

Edited, Jan 15th 2015 5:16pm by gbaji


When you say base understanding of the bible, I assume you mean barely any understanding at all ( get it? base? hello? ). I am not sure how you can possibly expect me to take gospel reading at a mass for anything other than "Christianity for dummies - mass edition ". I also LOOOOVE how you trot out "here is how you should interpret it"(because you know, the bible may be saying something else altogether and heavens forfend if the unwashed masses try to read the bible for what it is ).

Thank God we have priests to interpret the secret word of God to us, mere mortals.

I also disagree with your conclusion. If the bible is inconsistent about the message, maybe, just maybe, it is because it was written by some random people ( and not, like Qur'an, by God himself ) and not because I am not understanding that the hilarious argument of the ineffable "God [that] moves in mysterious ways".

But then, what do I expect, critical thinking is not a part of most K-12 schools.



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Ah, what the heck. I'm bored.

angrymnk wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Not so confident in Alma's knowledge of the Bible and Christianity, so I'll step into this for a sec:

angrymnk wrote:
Heh, you kinda walked into that one, but I will be merciful ( for angrymnk is Full of Pity, Merciful toward mankind ). Linky

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."


Um... You do get that he's not actually talking about physical violence and/or war, right? It's always funny to me when people who don't actually understand the bible or its teachings pluck out individual passages and try to make a point like this (the whole "camel through the eye of a needle one probably ranks up there too). Of course, to understand what is meant, you must understand the underlying Jewish beliefs about a potential coming Messiah, and how certain words are used in context.

What he means is that he's not going to force the world to be peaceful via some kind of divine fiat/rule, but that he will lay before the world a choice to follow his teachings, or not (gasp! Free will. Oh noes!!!). The "sword" isn't a tool of violence here, but one of separation. He's preparing his followers for the reality that life will go on after he leaves, and they'll have struggles ahead of them. There's more to it, as well, but one thing I do know is that he's not remotely saying he or his religion is about violent conflict.

Great example of how those who don't bother to spend any time understanding the actual beliefs of a religion can't really accurately assess the actions and words of the followers of said religion though. So there is that.


You claim yourself to be a theology expert as well? You mean studied ancient texts, history of the region, learned ancient Aramaic, history of language and all that jazz?


Most of K-12 in Catholic school does pretty well to set a base understanding of the bible. And at mass, the priests take the time to explain that week's gospel reading, so you pick up a bit of "here's what is meant and how you should interpret this" as well. That and it's pretty darn inconsistent with everything else Jesus says to think he's actually talking about using a sword to commit violent acts, so one should probably immediately cast about for a different meaning.


Also, if you'd actually read the page you linked, farther down the passage is explained. That could have clued you in as well.

Edited, Jan 15th 2015 5:16pm by gbaji


When you say base understanding of the bible, I assume you mean barely any understanding at all ( get it? base? hello? ). I am not sure how you can possibly expect me to take gospel reading at a mass for anything other than "Christianity for dummies - mass edition ". I also LOOOOVE how you trot out "here is how you should interpret it"(because you know, the bible may be saying something else altogether and heavens forfend if the unwashed masses try to read the bible for what it is ).

Thank God we have priests to interpret the secret word of God to us, mere mortals.

I also disagree with your conclusion. If the bible is inconsistent about the message, maybe, just maybe, it is because it was written by some random people ( and not, like Qur'an, by God himself ) and not because I am not understanding that the hilarious argument of the ineffable "God [that] moves in mysterious ways".

But then, what do I expect, critical thinking is not a part of most K-12 schools.



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But then, what do I expect, critical thinking is not a part of most K-12 schools.
Hence Common Core.
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Ah, what the heck. I'm bored.

angrymnk wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Not so confident in Alma's knowledge of the Bible and Christianity, so I'll step into this for a sec:

angrymnk wrote:
Heh, you kinda walked into that one, but I will be merciful ( for angrymnk is Full of Pity, Merciful toward mankind ). Linky

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."


Um... You do get that he's not actually talking about physical violence and/or war, right? It's always funny to me when people who don't actually understand the bible or its teachings pluck out individual passages and try to make a point like this (the whole "camel through the eye of a needle one probably ranks up there too). Of course, to understand what is meant, you must understand the underlying Jewish beliefs about a potential coming Messiah, and how certain words are used in context.

What he means is that he's not going to force the world to be peaceful via some kind of divine fiat/rule, but that he will lay before the world a choice to follow his teachings, or not (gasp! Free will. Oh noes!!!). The "sword" isn't a tool of violence here, but one of separation. He's preparing his followers for the reality that life will go on after he leaves, and they'll have struggles ahead of them. There's more to it, as well, but one thing I do know is that he's not remotely saying he or his religion is about violent conflict.

Great example of how those who don't bother to spend any time understanding the actual beliefs of a religion can't really accurately assess the actions and words of the followers of said religion though. So there is that.


You claim yourself to be a theology expert as well? You mean studied ancient texts, history of the region, learned ancient Aramaic, history of language and all that jazz?


Most of K-12 in Catholic school does pretty well to set a base understanding of the bible. And at mass, the priests take the time to explain that week's gospel reading, so you pick up a bit of "here's what is meant and how you should interpret this" as well. That and it's pretty darn inconsistent with everything else Jesus says to think he's actually talking about using a sword to commit violent acts, so one should probably immediately cast about for a different meaning.


Also, if you'd actually read the page you linked, farther down the passage is explained. That could have clued you in as well.

Edited, Jan 15th 2015 5:16pm by gbaji


When you say base understanding of the bible, I assume you mean barely any understanding at all ( get it? base? hello? ). I am not sure how you can possibly expect me to take gospel reading at a mass for anything other than "Christianity for dummies - mass edition ". I also LOOOOVE how you trot out "here is how you should interpret it"(because you know, the bible may be saying something else altogether and heavens forfend if the unwashed masses try to read the bible for what it is ).

Thank God we have priests to interpret the secret word of God to us, mere mortals.

I also disagree with your conclusion. If the bible is inconsistent about the message, maybe, just maybe, it is because it was written by some random people ( and not, like Qur'an, by God himself ) and not because I am not understanding that the hilarious argument of the ineffable "God [that] moves in mysterious ways".

But then, what do I expect, critical thinking is not a part of most K-12 schools.



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When you say base understanding of the bible, I assume you mean barely any understanding at all ( get it? base? hello? ).


Base as in "starting point", yes. You must have missed when Joph pointed out that it doesn't actually require much biblical knowledge to be able to correctly interpret the passage in question.

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I am not sure how you can possibly expect me to take gospel reading at a mass for anything other than "Christianity for dummies - mass edition ".


You've never been to a Catholic mass, have you? In addition to the stock ritual stuff, there are always three readings. One from the Old Testament, one from the New (but not a Gospel), and one from a Gospel. The three all have a common message/theme and are actually set by the church ahead of time (seriously, they have big fat books they publish which tell you which readings to do each week of the year). You will get the same readings on a given day no matter what church you attend mass at anywhere in the world. After the readings, the priest will typically spend 5-10 minutes talking about the readings, explaining what they mean and usually how they relate to us and the world around us. Some are really good at this, some are pretty crappy, but the point is that if you spend enough years attending mass, you will eventually hear every single Gospel verse there is (because there's only four books), most of the NT stuff, and a good sampling of the OT stuff. You will also receive some explanation of these passages as well.

And that's in addition to any bible study classes you may take along the way. So yeah, when you ask me what experience I have which allows me to interpret that particular Gospel passage, saying that I spent most of my K-12 education in Catholic schools as well as attending Catholic mass is a perfectly valid answer.

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I also LOOOOVE how you trot out "here is how you should interpret it"(because you know, the bible may be saying something else altogether and heavens forfend if the unwashed masses try to read the bible for what it is ).


You're free to read the bible "for what it is", but that's not what you did. You cherry picked one line, took it out of context, and attempted to argue that you know better than 2 thousand years of scholars what that passage really means.

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Which is funny given that you are showing us all exactly why having priests to interpret the bible for us is important.

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I also disagree with your conclusion. If the bible is inconsistent about the message...


It's not though (at least not this passage). You just misunderstood it.

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... maybe, just maybe, it is because it was written by some random people ( and not, like Qur'an, by God himself ) and not because I am not understanding that the hilarious argument of the ineffable "God [that] moves in mysterious ways".


Um... Er... it was written by a guy named Matthew. It's right there in the link. It's called "The Gospel According to Matthew". No one's actually confused about who wrote it. Before you just sling random anti-bible attacks, maybe stop and think about whether they make any sense first?

The authors of all the NT books are known. In most cases, their names are in the titles of the books themselves. Again, this is the kind of stuff you only need a "base" understanding of the bible to know. It's really not rocket science.

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Did you not state more than once that you don't identify as Christian these days, and;


Did you stop going to Mass pretty much after graduating high school?

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The Christian religion is based on living your life on the teachings of Jesus. The Old Testament is used as references.


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I was responding to God as Alcoholic vs God as Kennedy.

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Apropos of nothing really, since you (gbaji) look to be mostly right in this thread and I just want to sate my curiosity and write a run-on sentence...Smiley: tongue


I always enjoy a good run on sentence. Smiley: smile

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Did you not state more than once that you don't identify as Christian these days, and;


Did you stop going to Mass pretty much after graduating high school?


Yes, and yes (more or less). Doesn't mean that I've forgotten everything that I learned though. I also don't believe that one needs to either 100% adopt anther groups beliefs or 100% oppose them, so the fact that I'm agnostic does not mean I feel a need to go out of my way to blast those who believe. This also means I'll defend people's expression of belief when I feel they are being unfairly targeted. I did not decide one day that religion sucks and to make it my life's mission to destroy it, but rather I gradually realized that, for me, the specific articles of faith in religion were not important to be true or not true for me to accept the bigger ethical/moral message. In the case of Christianity, this means that "love your neighbor as yourself" is just as good an idea to me whether Jesus was really the son of God, or if he was just some random guy walking down the street. It does not matter.

For hard core Theists and Atheists, that question of divinity matters. A lot. For agnostics like myself? Couldn't care less. Again though, none of this affects the correct interpretation of the meaning of a biblical passage. Jesus was not talking about actually using a sword to injure or kill people, and whether he was the son of God, or just a guy with some good ideas about how people could get along, that fact does not change. So when I see someone trying really really hard to misinterpret that passage, I'll point it out.

Oh. I also will tend to side with the theists against the atheists. Not because I believe one or the other is any more correct (or that I care), but because theists are fully aware that their beliefs are based on faith and nothing more, while atheists delude themselves into thinking their position is based on rational thought. I find the self honesty of the religious person far more pleasant. And I find that theists are usually far more tolerant than atheists as well. I suppose this varies wildly for different sets of theists, but from my perspective only a small percentage of theists are in the "push their beliefs on you and demonize you if you fail to comply" camp, while very close to 100% of atheists possess this particular personality trait.


Dunno. It's just a thing, I guess.

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When you say base understanding of the bible, I assume you mean barely any understanding at all ( get it? base? hello? ).


Base as in "starting point", yes. You must have missed when Joph pointed out that it doesn't actually require much biblical knowledge to be able to correctly interpret the passage in question.

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I am not sure how you can possibly expect me to take gospel reading at a mass for anything other than "Christianity for dummies - mass edition ".


You've never been to a Catholic mass, have you? In addition to the stock ritual stuff, there are always three readings. One from the Old Testament, one from the New (but not a Gospel), and one from a Gospel. The three all have a common message/theme and are actually set by the church ahead of time (seriously, they have big fat books they publish which tell you which readings to do each week of the year). You will get the same readings on a given day no matter what church you attend mass at anywhere in the world. After the readings, the priest will typically spend 5-10 minutes talking about the readings, explaining what they mean and usually how they relate to us and the world around us. Some are really good at this, some are pretty crappy, but the point is that if you spend enough years attending mass, you will eventually hear every single Gospel verse there is (because there's only four books), most of the NT stuff, and a good sampling of the OT stuff. You will also receive some explanation of these passages as well.

And that's in addition to any bible study classes you may take along the way. So yeah, when you ask me what experience I have which allows me to interpret that particular Gospel passage, saying that I spent most of my K-12 education in Catholic schools as well as attending Catholic mass is a perfectly valid answer.

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I also LOOOOVE how you trot out "here is how you should interpret it"(because you know, the bible may be saying something else altogether and heavens forfend if the unwashed masses try to read the bible for what it is ).


You're free to read the bible "for what it is", but that's not what you did. You cherry picked one line, took it out of context, and attempted to argue that you know better than 2 thousand years of scholars what that passage really means.

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Thank God we have priests to interpret the secret word of God to us, mere mortals.


Which is funny given that you are showing us all exactly why having priests to interpret the bible for us is important.

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I also disagree with your conclusion. If the bible is inconsistent about the message...


It's not though (at least not this passage). You just misunderstood it.

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... maybe, just maybe, it is because it was written by some random people ( and not, like Qur'an, by God himself ) and not because I am not understanding that the hilarious argument of the ineffable "God [that] moves in mysterious ways".


Um... Er... it was written by a guy named Matthew. It's right there in the link. It's called "The Gospel According to Matthew". No one's actually confused about who wrote it. Before you just sling random anti-bible attacks, maybe stop and think about whether they make any sense first?

The authors of all the NT books are known. In most cases, their names are in the titles of the books themselves. Again, this is the kind of stuff you only need a "base" understanding of the bible to know. It's really not rocket science.

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But then, what do I expect, critical thinking is not a part of most K-12 schools


The irony here almost strains belief.


Ahh, I see. So your argument devolved into "I am wrong because your priest told you I am wrong"? That is precious. Any other pearls of wisdom you would care to lay upon me?

Did your mom also tell you that you that she is right because she is your mom? And more more importantly, did you ask why?

As a side note, I was an altar boy ( and no, that was not the reason why I do not like religion ) so I know what catholic mass is all about ( crackers ).


Edited, Jan 16th 2015 11:14pm by angrymnk

Edited, Jan 16th 2015 11:21pm by angrymnk
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