Jophiel wrote:
I love that Angrymnk is still arguing that it means a literal sword 
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Jophiel wrote:
I love that Angrymnk is still arguing that it means a literal sword
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
angrymnk wrote:
Ahh, I see. So your argument devolved into "I am wrong because your priest told you I am wrong"? That is precious. Any other pearls of wisdom you would care to lay upon me?
Wait. I wrote all of that and all you got out of it was "You're wrong because my priest told me you're wrong"? That's a pretty amazing "interpretation" of what I wrote.
Bijou, I take it all back. You're off the hook.
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More words please
Pick ... pick shwords.
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gbaji wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
Ahh, I see. So your argument devolved into "I am wrong because your priest told you I am wrong"? That is precious. Any other pearls of wisdom you would care to lay upon me?
Wait. I wrote all of that and all you got out of it was "You're wrong because my priest told me you're wrong"? That's a pretty amazing "interpretation" of what I wrote.
Bijou, I take it all back. You're off the hook.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
gbaji wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
Ahh, I see. So your argument devolved into "I am wrong because your priest told you I am wrong"? That is precious. Any other pearls of wisdom you would care to lay upon me?
Wait. I wrote all of that and all you got out of it was "You're wrong because my priest told me you're wrong"? That's a pretty amazing "interpretation" of what I wrote.
Bijou, I take it all back. You're off the hook.
Maybe it is a sign that you should write less, no?
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
I love that Angrymnk is still arguing that it means a literal sword
Not even the fun mouth sword from Revelations, either! I mean if you were looking crazy **** Jesus does in the New Testament , that's really the place to start.
Not even the fun mouth sword from Revelations, either! I mean if you were looking crazy **** Jesus does in the New Testament , that's really the place to start.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Seriously. If you want to argue interpretations, there's a billion better places to start than a phrase no one takes literally.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smasharoo wrote:
I love that Angrymnk is still arguing that it means a literal sword
Not even the fun mouth sword from Revelations, either! I mean if you were looking crazy **** Jesus does in the New Testament , that's really the place to start.
Not even the fun mouth sword from Revelations, either! I mean if you were looking crazy **** Jesus does in the New Testament , that's really the place to start.
Oh good God.. why would I go for Revelations if there are so many questions over whether Jesus is actually the person that reveals crazy **** that is going to happen? Alma, wanted one citation with Jesus that supports the original claim. I may have not thought ahead 20 posts, but I never do. Sue me..
With that out of the way, drink your coffee; Gbaji, stop drinking coffee; I don't know what Joph drinks..
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Jophiel wrote:
Seriously. If you want to argue interpretations, there's a billion better places to start than a phrase no one takes literally.
Yes, I know. Would you like your cookie?
Edit: You are provably wrong. I did take it literally. Check previous posts.
Edited, Jan 17th 2015 10:53am by angrymnk
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
If we're going full pants on head ridiculous, Book of MURKA Patriotism Mormons should probably get a few mentions. Especially all of 1 Nephi.
George Carlin wrote:
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Yes, I know. Would you like your cookie?
These pretty much all say "The word of God is a sword". The word of 'Roo is shotgun. Just sayin.
These pretty much all say "The word of God is a sword". The word of 'Roo is shotgun. Just sayin.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Oh good God.. why would I go for Revelations if there are so many questions over whether Jesus is actually the person that reveals crazy **** that is going to happen?
Yeah, I'm not sure what this means. That the pretend guy who wrote the book about the other pretend guy appeared to him his vision about lambs and locusts wearing tiny crowns might be the wrong pretend guy?
Doesn't really seem like that much of an issue, honestly.
Yeah, I'm not sure what this means. That the pretend guy who wrote the book about the other pretend guy appeared to him his vision about lambs and locusts wearing tiny crowns might be the wrong pretend guy?
Doesn't really seem like that much of an issue, honestly.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Oh good God.. why would I go for Revelations if there are so many questions over whether Jesus is actually the person that reveals crazy **** that is going to happen?
Yeah, I'm not sure what this means. That the pretend guy who wrote the book about the other pretend guy appeared to him his vision about lambs and locusts wearing tiny crowns might be the wrong pretend guy?
Doesn't really seem like that much of an issue, honestly.
Yeah, I'm not sure what this means. That the pretend guy who wrote the book about the other pretend guy appeared to him his vision about lambs and locusts wearing tiny crowns might be the wrong pretend guy?
Doesn't really seem like that much of an issue, honestly.
Not to me, not to you. Have you met Alma?
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
lolgaxe wrote:
If we're going full pants on head ridiculous, Book of MURKA Patriotism Mormons should probably get a few mentions. Especially all of 1 Nephi.
I am honestly not sure if we are quite there yet.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
If we're going full pants on head ridiculous, Book of MURKA Patriotism Mormons should probably get a few mentions
Nothing it seems particularly more ridiculous than any of the earlier Christian texts. It's just newer. Being ******* crazy and old isn't more credible than being ******* crazy and more recent. I can't turn water into wine, and neither could old JC. We'd both be douchebags for claiming we could.
Nothing it seems particularly more ridiculous than any of the earlier Christian texts. It's just newer. Being ******* crazy and old isn't more credible than being ******* crazy and more recent. I can't turn water into wine, and neither could old JC. We'd both be douchebags for claiming we could.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I can turn water into wine. I just need a few more ingredients and some time.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira confirmed as a vineyard.
You know, I always suspected...
You know, I always suspected...
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
I prefer turning water into beer myself.
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angrymnk wrote:
Not to me, not to you. Have you met Alma?
Almalieque wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
Not to me, not to you. Have you met Alma?
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When you say we move on, where would you like us to move?
Also, have we not already discussed it? There is definitely a reason I keep coming here, but I am not sure acceptance is not exactly what I am seeking.
I was not wrong. In fact, based on the criteria you provided, I was absolutely right. The question is only whether it was a good example long term. Do you see the difference?
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
I am able to turn both wine and beer into urine. Sometimes at the same time!
Call me Miracle Max!
Hmm, does the word Miracle look weird to anyone else? Maybe I just need to go make a miracle, and take another look at my screen.
Call me Miracle Max!
Hmm, does the word Miracle look weird to anyone else? Maybe I just need to go make a miracle, and take another look at my screen.
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angrymnk wrote:
Also, have we not already discussed it? There is definitely a reason I keep coming here, but I am not sure acceptance is not exactly what I am seeking.
angrymnk wrote:
I was not wrong. In fact, based on the criteria you provided, I was absolutely right. The question is only whether it was a good example long term. Do you see the difference?
angrymnk wrote:
It is not. It is about a lot things, but peace ain't one of them ( unless you mean peace we get after we kill all the unbelieving heathens... )
So, if you want to take words literally, then simply possessing a sword does not mean "kill all the unbelieving heathens". I have a sword and I don't go around "killing all the unbelieving heathens", so you can't assume by having a literal sword (which he obviously did not have) implies killing.
Almalieque wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
Also, have we not already discussed it? There is definitely a reason I keep coming here, but I am not sure acceptance is not exactly what I am seeking.
angrymnk wrote:
I was not wrong. In fact, based on the criteria you provided, I was absolutely right. The question is only whether it was a good example long term. Do you see the difference?
angrymnk wrote:
It is not. It is about a lot things, but peace ain't one of them ( unless you mean peace we get after we kill all the unbelieving heathens... )
So, if you want to take words literally, then simply possessing a sword does not mean "kill all the unbelieving heathens". I have a sword and I don't go around "killing all the unbelieving heathens", so you can't assume by having a literal sword (which he obviously did not have) implies killing.
You win ( and because I just proved you wrong I win anyway ).
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
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