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#52 Jan 22 2015 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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Really just look up any Michelle Bachmann quote.
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#53 Jan 22 2015 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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Really just look up any Michelle Bachmann quote.
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If God were to answer my prayers Michelle would have a corn dog permanently stuck in her mouth.
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If God were to answer my prayers Michelle would have a corn dog permanently stuck in her mouth.


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Dear Winter: Thanks for finally showing up in my neck of the woods, even though you missed the time I could have taken full advantage of your weather. Ass.
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When Flea and I got married, all her Virginia/DC family gave her shit about moving out here and having to face the Chicago winters. Since then, it seems the east coast has been buried every year. I'm not saying that you're cursed by the spirit of Chicago but that's obviously the reason.
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#57 Jan 26 2015 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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First you guys ruin food, now the environment. Smiley: oyvey
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Since then, it seems the east coast has been buried every year.

Has DC actually had bad winters? I know Boston has been a mess the past decade or so, but we've always had worse winters than you whiners. Also: more wind. I guess "the mediocre place that isn't quite New York" didn't have the same ring to it.
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Bad for DC, I guess. From what I gather, it's supposed to be relatively mild over there and more "wet" in the winter than "snowy".
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From what I gather, it's supposed to be relatively mild over there and more "wet" in the winter than "snowy".

Oh good. Bully for them. We're supposed to get "between 2 and 3 feet of snow" with 60+ MPH gusts of wind. Then overnight lows the next day below freezing. Although I see they've modified the predicted -5 low to +3 for Wednesday, so yay!

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#61 Jan 27 2015 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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Spent the morning shoveling like a foot of snow.

Politically, thank God for Palin speeches.

Edited, Jan 27th 2015 9:32am by lolgaxe
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Spent the morning shoveling like a foot of snow.

Politically, thank God for Palin speeches.

Plain without the prompter. Pure, unrefined, right wing crazy. But her audience drank it up.
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Things must change for our government. Look at it. It isn’t too big to fail. It’s too big to succeed! It’s too big to succeed, so we can afford no retreads or nothing will change with the same people and same policies that got us into the status quo. Another Latin word, status quo, and it stands for, ‘Man, the middle-class everyday Americans are really gettin’ taken for a ride.’ That’s status quo, and GOP leaders, by the way, y’know the man can only ride ya when your back is bent. So strengthen it. Then the man can’t ride ya, America won’t be taken for a ride, because so much is at stake and we can’t afford politicians playing games like nothing more is at stake than, oh, maybe just the next standing of theirs in the next election.

...but what she really meant was to refresh the webpage.
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Spent the morning shoveling like a foot of snow.

Spent the morning wondering if we brought the picnic table in last night of it was covered with snow. Snow, I think. Didn't lose power or internet, though....yet.

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Oh, wait. There it is. No, no we didn't bring it in. Only 12 more hours of 1 inch an hour + snow to go!
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Have fun fighting the wendigos or wampas or remorhaz or whatever you guys have out there. I'll be out driving around, lamenting how inferior our snowfall was Smiley: laugh
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Have fun fighting the wendigos or wampas or remorhaz or whatever you guys have out there. I'll be out driving around, lamenting how inferior our snowfall was

To be honest, it's all worth it if makes the "news" channel talk about anything other than deflated footballs even for just a few minute.s
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Preach. Smiley: thumbsup
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#68 Jan 27 2015 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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Oh yeah, it's almost time for that four hour commercial show isn't it?
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#69 Jan 27 2015 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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Interestingly my phone just popped up a goggle now card that says "Warning - Freezing Fog" I assume "hot hail" from Ming the Merciless is next.
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#70 Jan 27 2015 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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Huh. That used to be our winter in flyover country.

It's 51 and sunny here.

Saturday it rained.

Rained...in South Dakota...in January.Smiley: dubious
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#71 Jan 27 2015 at 11:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Apparently rain in January is a thing of the past out here on the left coast.

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...Aaaaaaand now it's 71 F

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But, ya'know, climate change is wat those liberal elitist think is true because they hate America!!
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#73 Jan 27 2015 at 9:03 PM Rating: Good
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In local news, I farted today and it actually did sound like somebody stepping on a duck.
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Hasn't the Conservative position been for some time now that the Earth is getting warmer

No. It's been full scale denial of any actual evidence to that effect. That's moderated slightly to "We can't prove humans have anything to do with it" and "Maybe warming is a good thing!" recently. We're about 100 years from the scientific consensus being treated as such.

Recognizing the problem would also force them to recognize that the unregulated free market is failing to produce the best societal outcome, and that the only solution is some form of government intervention, which would make Zombie Milton Friedman sad.
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Have fun fighting the wendigos or wampas or remorhaz or whatever you guys have out there. I'll be out driving around, lamenting how inferior our snowfall was

To be honest, it's all worth it if makes the "news" channel talk about anything other than deflated footballs even for just a few minute.s

I thought the sexual innuendos were funny. I can pass on the actual drama.
#76 Jan 28 2015 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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Spent the morning shoveling like a foot of snow.

We must have gotten at least 2 feet. Hard to say with all the drifting, but it's ALOT. I had 3-4 feet in front of my garage door, but it tapered down to a couple inches in front of my husbands garage door.

I spent the whole fricken storm/day off playing video games. I feel like a basement dwelling pimple-faced slug.

Sarah Palin is getting creepier by the election.
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Elinda wrote:

We must have gotten at least 2 feet. Hard to say with all the drifting, but it's ALOT. I had 3-4 feet in front of my garage door, but it tapered down to a couple inches in front of my husbands garage door.

Sounds like your husband must have got to his side first and found a good spot to pile the snow.
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#78 Jan 28 2015 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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We must have gotten at least 2 feet. Hard to say with all the drifting, but it's ALOT. I had 3-4 feet in front of my garage door, but it tapered down to a couple inches in front of my husbands garage door.

Sounds like your husband must have got to his side first and found a good spot to pile the snow.

This would make perfect sense except he was gone through-out the whole storm.

The office is really, really quiet this morning. Peeps still not cleared out, I guess.

16 inches is the official count coming in around me.






Edited, Jan 28th 2015 3:38pm by Elinda
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This would make perfect sense except he was gone through-out the whole storm.

Or was he!

16 inches is the official count coming in around me.

We got roughly twice that. I'll try to take a picture of my son in the snow later. He's about three feet tall. Oh well, at least we aren't getting any more snow until tomorrow.
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We got relatively nothing, but you wouldn't know that from all the news coverage over it.
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Have fun fighting the wendigos or wampas or remorhaz or whatever you guys have out there. I'll be out driving around, lamenting how inferior our snowfall was

To be honest, it's all worth it if makes the "news" channel talk about anything other than deflated footballs even for just a few minute.s

I thought the sexual innuendos were funny. I can pass on the actual drama.

Sexual innuendos? Considering the procedure I had done last month, my mind kept going elsewhere.
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Have fun fighting the wendigos or wampas or remorhaz or whatever you guys have out there. I'll be out driving around, lamenting how inferior our snowfall was

To be honest, it's all worth it if makes the "news" channel talk about anything other than deflated footballs even for just a few minute.s

I thought the sexual innuendos were funny. I can pass on the actual drama.

Sexual innuendos? Considering the procedure I had done last month, my mind kept going elsewhere.
Smiley: nod

There was that one joke though, that no one got, about her dog getting photographed wearing only a leather collar.




Edited, Jan 28th 2015 10:01pm by Elinda
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Well, it ain't 2-3' but my phone just warned me of 10-12" of snow by tomorrow night. Which seemed to come out of nowhere -- no one was talking about this a day ago and the weather app looked clear.
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Well, it ain't 2-3' but my phone just warned me of 10-12" of snow by tomorrow night.

Me, too. We'll be shoveling the windows so we can see out soon.
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Well, it ain't 2-3' but my phone just warned me of 10-12" of snow by tomorrow night. Which seemed to come out of nowhere -- no one was talking about this a day ago and the weather app looked clear.
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Power Ranger kills man with sword? Not season 1, don't know who that is. But it's a thing that was mildly interesting for headline only.
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We're supposed to get another foot of snow today. We must have shoveled a (literal) ton of snow off the deck this weekend.

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Coincidentally, the original Red Power Ranger has been known to stab men with his sword, too.

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We're supposed to get another foot of snow today. We must have shoveled a (literal) ton of snow off the deck this weekend.

We got about 15" which wasn't so bad. Shoveled three times and there's another 2" or so to be removed yet. More exciting was the drive into work this morning where the snow removal operations seemed to be more in the "proof of concept" phase than the actual "Make the roads drivable" stage.
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We've got flooding and freezing rain warnings at the moment, which usually combines to make looking at the window fun.
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What's this snow stuff you yahoos keep talking about?
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The FCC will issue new findings on Net Neutrality this week and is expected to come down in favor of treating broadband like a public utility and ban speeding up or slowing down speeds for specific websites.
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The FCC will issue new findings on Net Neutrality this week and is expected to come down in favor of treating broadband like a public utility and ban speeding up or slowing down speeds for specific websites.

Then, shortly afterward, caving and not in any way regulation them like a public utility.
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What's this snow stuff you yahoos keep talking about?

I was meaning to snap a picture from home this morning, but forgot. It's like the driveway the deck...all the places we shovel, are submerged because the snow is piled up so high around it.

I fear for my fruit trees as the snow is up to their mid-section.

Here is outside my office atm. It's a pretty anti-climatic picture.

I hear Chicago got hard hit again.....

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Here is outside my office atm. It's a pretty anti-climatic picture.


Filthy fucking casual. My front door. The walk was shoveled two days ago, the fence is 4 feet high at it's highest point. Hannah has missed 5 days of school since last Tuesday.

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Lol, go get your walk shoveled.
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Filthy fucking casual. [...] Hannah has missed 5 days of school since last Tuesday.
Uphill, both ways, etc.
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Yeah, really. You're home all day, go grab a shovel.
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Yeah, really. You're home all day, go grab a shovel.

I have people for that.

Nexa. By "people" I mean Nexa.
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