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#2002 Oct 07 2015 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
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[link=http://legalinsurrection.com/2015/10/feminists-fall-for-********************************* can't be real. But on the other hand, I did watch as people fell for the other one mentioned. So I dunno. Funny if true, I guess.

TL;DR: Channers maybe got people to post pictures of ******* their pants for "equality". Maybe.
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[link=http://legalinsurrection.com/2015/10/feminists-fall-for-********************************* can't be real. But on the other hand, I did watch as people fell for the other one mentioned. So I dunno. Funny if true, I guess.

TL;DR: Channers maybe got people to post pictures of ******* their pants for "equality". Maybe.

**************** was awesome but then ****** did the old www.***********.com trick and it was all like WT********? Classic **************** though, am I right?
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#2004 Oct 07 2015 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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#2005 Oct 07 2015 at 4:55 PM Rating: Good
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**** *** ***** ******* ************ ***************************************************

Wow you can't say ***. What if I'm trying to get someone to fill out a job application or something?

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#2006 Oct 07 2015 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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I wonder if you can say fitting

Edit: So they did fix that one.

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#2007 Oct 07 2015 at 5:31 PM Rating: Good
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I have never been on an airplane, helicopter, zeppelin, or any other sort of flying vehicle(?). If I didn't know better, I'd almost think flying was something folks on did in motion pictures.
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#2008 Oct 07 2015 at 9:27 PM Rating: Good
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legalinsurrection.com/2015/10/feminists-fall-for-pissforequality-hoax/

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#2009 Oct 07 2015 at 10:49 PM Rating: Good
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Feminists!

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#2010 Oct 08 2015 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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I have never been on an airplane, helicopter, zeppelin, or any other sort of flying vehicle(?).
Avoid helicopters, and pay extra to fly first class.
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#2011 Oct 08 2015 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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lolFeminists!

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#2012 Oct 08 2015 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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#2013 Oct 08 2015 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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... I know what I'm asking Santa for this year. Smiley: drool
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I have no interest in it for myself but I think it's cool that it encourages active, imaginative play.
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#2015 Oct 08 2015 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Before clicking the link, I read the two posts afterwards and thought you might still be talking about the *** bots. Smiley: laugh
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That also counts as active, imaginative play. Probably less suitable for the backyard though.
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#2017 Oct 08 2015 at 2:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jim Bakker is saying that Planned Parenthood is a cover for Satan worship. Is it time for another Satanic panic already?


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#2018 Oct 08 2015 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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So we're saying that PP deserves 1st Amendment protections and can ignore any law they disagree with full conservative support with because religion? Sweet!
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The recent UN report on Cyberviolence cited an old piece that linked gaming to violence and Satan, iirc. So, yeah, I think it's coming due again.
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#2021 Oct 08 2015 at 2:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, that's different. Devil's Night is a (violent and destructive) tradition. No one really believes the Adversary is visiting MoTown.
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#2023 Oct 08 2015 at 4:18 PM Rating: Good
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Before clicking the link, I read the two posts afterwards and thought you might still be talking about the *** bots. Smiley: laugh


Sure, why not.

After a bit of reading, I've actually determined that *** robots, no matter how well made and realistic they come to be, would actually be even worse than having no *** robots at all as far as deadly mass shooting are concerned.

As it turns out, it is not by lack of simple sexual release (which is all these robots could offer) that causes a suicidal shooting rampage, after all. (Well, duh). Feeling intensely suicidal myself this morning, I read a bit about why people tend to get to that point in their lives-- and as Professor Stupidmonkey pointed out earlier in this thread, it describes 99% of people on the internet! The United States in particular is crawling with veritable time-bombs of hapless male loser arch-types! A *** robot is not a substitute for the emotional and physical connection that comes from being with a real woman (or man, if you swing that way.)

Paired with the ease of access of internet ****, *** robots would do nothing but further increase the expectations of hopelessly undesirable young men. Aside from being simply suicidal, what actually causes a shooting rampage? Suicide, interestingly enough, is not as easy as most people might think. Only about one out of every 30 suicide attempts is actually successful. A suicidal person is often deterred from killing themselves at the idea of merely becoming injured and laying humiliated in a hospital bed instead of dead. Another problem is when a suicidal person REALLY WANTS TO DIE but their natural programming dictates that they cannot self-terminate no matter how bad it gets. It suddenly becomes a lot easier to commit suicide after you've just killed 27 other people, however! For example, if I still had access to a gun, and a police(or possibly some other intruder) suddenly came into my apartment for any reason at all, I would almost certainly feel cornered enough to feel motivated to use it on myself. The "fight or flight" mechanism is an easy way to overcome the "cannot self terminate" one.

I really hate to go there, but one other possible cause for these types of situations is the decline of organized religion. People often argue that they aren't going to out and commit heinous acts of debauchery and crime just because they don't believe in a God, and that's true. You don't need to believe in heaven or **** or any sort of afterlife reward for being good to do good things and be a good person. The trouble is, we now live in an age where most people can be assured without a shadow of a doubt that there really ISN'T any consequence for committing acts of evil if you're just going to die anyway. So instead of quietly killing yourself and immediately being forgotten, some people opt to go out in a "blaze of glory" so they might feel alive for once during their last few moments and so that they might become immortalized and celebrated and sensationalized by the news media for decades to come-- all while making it infinitely easier for them to achieve their personal goal of suicide.

So, we grapple over all these ideas over what to do about it, and ultimately nothing IS done and nothing changes. Nobody will admit it, but the ultimate cause of this problem is the abundance of losers. Unwanted, undesirable young males-- awkward, fatherless and unemployable. Gone are the days where every man could get a job and build himself up, buy and car and own his own home. Today we need people who are disposable who live humiliating lives for the sake of convenience and profit, or they're just not needed at all. Of course they were all rejected by women, they literally have nothing to offer them or anyone. I guarantee, if perhaps we had some Futurama-esque suicide service that could promise a clean and efficient and painless escape from life that these people would opt to use it instead of shooting up their place of work or school. It could be like a late-late-late term self-abortion.
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Have we talked about the Florida Libertarian candidate for Senate, Augustus Sol Invictus? I feel like we should.

Just to pique your interest, on his actually, totally not made-up website, he has listed the faults of the US government, including (all direct quotes):
  • It has allowed unrestrained immigration for three generations, to the great detriment of the American people & of the land. Our forefathers came as conquerors: the immigrants of today come as parasites.
  • It has allowed the Media to become a veritable Leviathan, calling “freedom of the press” what is merely the unaccountable influence of money over the minds of an ignorant public.
  • It has allowed the degradation of our ancestral Holy Days in the name of Tolerance, demeaning Christian Rites for fear of the Jews. Where Nativity scenes are allowed, there must stand a menorah of equal visibility.
  • It has abandoned its eugenics programs & elitist mindset in favor of a decadent ideology that rejects the beauty of strength and demands the exponential growth of the weakest, the least intelligent, and the most diseased.
  • It has provided billions upon billions of dollars in financial aid to the Third World, helping them not to improve their quality of life but to breed more children dependent on foreign aid.

He's also prophecized the Second American Civil War, which if not begun already, he promises to begin himself. And he once sacrificed a live goat and drank its blood.

So, y'know, a truly well-rounded politician.

Edited, Oct 8th 2015 5:49pm by Demea
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Have we talked about the Florida Libertarian candidate for Senate, Augustus Sol Invictus? I feel like we should.

Just to pique your interest, on his actually, totally not made-up website, he has listed the faults of the US government, including (all direct quotes):
  • It has allowed unrestrained immigration for three generations, to the great detriment of the American people & of the land. Our forefathers came as conquerors: the immigrants of today come as parasites.
  • It has allowed the Media to become a veritable Leviathan, calling “freedom of the press” what is merely the unaccountable influence of money over the minds of an ignorant public.
  • It has allowed the degradation of our ancestral Holy Days in the name of Tolerance, demeaning Christian Rites for fear of the Jews. Where Nativity scenes are allowed, there must stand a menorah of equal visibility.
  • It has abandoned its eugenics programs & elitist mindset in favor of a decadent ideology that rejects the beauty of strength and demands the exponential growth of the weakest, the least intelligent, and the most diseased.
  • It has provided billions upon billions of dollars in financial aid to the Third World, helping them not to improve their quality of life but to breed more children dependent on foreign aid.

He's also prophecized the Second American Civil War, which if not begun already, he promises to begin himself. And he once sacrificed a live goat and drank its blood.

So, y'know, a truly well-rounded politician.

Edited, Oct 8th 2015 5:49pm by Demea


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#2026 Oct 08 2015 at 5:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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How does a libertarian praise conquistadores? This is some hybrid thing creeping up out of the swamps.

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