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#102 Feb 10 2015 at 6:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo, April 5th 2004 wrote:
Now, we're a very military family. I'm named after a former headmaster at Anapolis. I served in the USAF and the DIA, my father in the USAF, most of my relatives have done at least a 5 year hitch in one of the services.


Busted. Everyone knows USAF isn't real military.
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#103 Feb 10 2015 at 7:22 PM Rating: Decent
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And before that, weren't you a contractor shilling overpriced and possibly unneeded medical equipment to government funded hospitals? And before that, weren't you a semi-unemployed professional gambler?

I was, most recently, a consultant for a healthcare company. I was primarily a systems integration architect, taking them through a very large merger with another company. That was, in theory, going to be a 1 year gig, but they continued to acquire things and let me bill them at my daily rate for most of another 2 years.

Mostly that meant project management, but I also developed a probabilistic record linkage algorithm that I sold the patent rights for (which may or may not turn out to be valueless going forward because of some recent breakthroughs in that area, but hey, I got paid!) . I did some work for them on automated pattern recognition of digital imaging, along the lines of computationally highlighting likely masses on mammograms, but not actually exactly that. There is a fair amount of overlap in the math. I also wrote a lot of PL/SQL, a few custom APIs in C, and the occasional COBOL routine.

Prior to that, I was a fully unemployed poker player who played for a living, but it's probably important to note that I easily made more money doing that than consulting, but the hours aren't great if you have a family and don't hate them, so I went to a 9-5ish job instead. The combination of those two things made it possible for me to hang out with my kids and do dishes and stuff now while Nexa saves the world. I doubt I'll ever work again.



Ah. I totally see how that qualifies you as an expert on asymmetrical warfare. Smiley: rolleyes
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#104 Feb 10 2015 at 7:33 PM Rating: Good
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I was briefly diamond league in SC2, which makes me an expert in asymmetric warfare.

The wisdom I give to you is that there is no correct response to drug abusing marines if their micro is good enough.
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Jophiel wrote:
Smasharoo, April 5th 2004 wrote:
Now, we're a very military family. I'm named after a former headmaster at Anapolis. I served in the USAF and the DIA, my father in the USAF, most of my relatives have done at least a 5 year hitch in one of the services.


Busted. Everyone knows USAF isn't real military.


I'd honestly forgotten about that. But in the interest of comedy, the USAF, more or less by nature, doesn't really deal with asymmetrical warfare at all, so that's kinda out as experience goes. I suppose we could speculate about Smash's time at DIA, but for all we know it was just a cushy coffee handling job he got because of his family connections. Dunno.

I'm basing my assessment on the statements he actually makes and the rationale he uses to support those statements. I can't know what his past is. I can only know what I read from him on this forum. And that hardly comes across as "expert".
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#106 Feb 10 2015 at 7:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh. But for the record, and nearly entire unrelated (other than something I've seen too many times in the context of this subject). When the heck will pundits start realizing that "existential" is not the same as "exigent". I die a bit inside every time someone says something like "ISIL is an existential threat!". Seriously. Like nails on the chalkboard.

What's so funny is how obvious it is that they're just repeating the word they heard someone else use in that same context. Everyone gets what is meant, but no one seems to notice that it's not the correct word. Not only not the correct word, but not remotely applicable to the context itself. I've seen probably a dozen different people use that word, on all sides of the political spectrum, and no one at the table stops and says "did you mean exigent?".

Just confirms my belief that most people put in front of a TV camera are about as stick dumb as you can get.
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#107 Feb 10 2015 at 7:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've no idea what Smash is an expert of. To be honest, I don't much care. I was just curious how long it'd take for me to find reference to him serving in the military.

For the record, under a minute (searched "served" for Smasharoo, started at the bottom) but I'm apparently some forum history savant according to some people here.

Edit: Just to be argumentative, I could say that the USAF is essentially the definition of "asymmetric warfare" these days seeing as how Plan A in any conflict is to blow some third world sandhole into little pieces via drones, missiles and air strikes while they wave AK-47s at us from below.

Edited, Feb 10th 2015 7:55pm by Jophiel
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#108 Feb 10 2015 at 7:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Sure. Interesting trivia and whatnot, but regardless of his work history, this is not a very useful assessment:

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Will this deter the capture of future Jordanians,

Of course. As everyone knows "all these people understand is violence," so now they will just pick softer targets, being careful to free Jordanian fighters and providing them safe conduct to the border. You know, just how Israel's hard line with Hezbollah has resulted in that situation being all sunshine, rainbows and puppy dogs. Missiles. Also the occasional missile. Oy, ven you make an omlet?



Right? Long on rhetoric. Short (non-existent actually) on analysis. When this is his response and he later defends it with "But I'm a military expert and you're not!", I kinda have to roll my eyes a bit.
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#109 Feb 10 2015 at 8:02 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Edit: Just to be argumentative, I could say that the USAF is essentially the definition of "asymmetric warfare" these days seeing as how Plan A in any conflict is to blow some third world sandhole into little pieces via drones, missiles and air strikes while they wave AK-47s at us from below.


Lol! Ok. I'll grant you that, but it's the wrong side of the asymmetry. If the objective is to understand how the guy on the ground is going to beat the military dropping bombs on him, the guy dropping the bombs is probably not the right guy to ask.
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#110 Feb 10 2015 at 8:12 PM Rating: Decent
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I've no idea what Smash is an expert of.

Me, either. Definitely not ignoring people who are wrong on the internet.
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#111 Feb 11 2015 at 1:26 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
I've no idea what Smash is an expert of.

Me, wrong on the internet.

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#112 Feb 11 2015 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
I totally see how that qualifies you as an expert on asymmetrical warfare.
Since when has expertise via vague association started being a problem for you?

Edited, Feb 11th 2015 9:24am by lolgaxe
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Lol! Ok. I'll grant you that, but it's the wrong side of the asymmetry. If the objective is to understand how the guy on the ground is going to beat the military dropping bombs on him, the guy dropping the bombs is probably not the right guy to ask.

Shockingly, the US military is actually *quite interested* in how a wildly technologically inferior force might overcome flying killer robots. Who knows why.
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gbaji wrote:
I totally see how that qualifies you as an expert on asymmetrical warfare.
Since when has expertise via vague association started being a problem for you?

Gbaji's twelve cousins are all experts in being experts and Gbaji called them all last night and asked. Surprisingly, they all agree with him.
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I was briefly diamond league in SC2, which makes me an expert in asymmetric warfare.

The wisdom I give to you is that there is no correct response to drug abusing marines if their micro is good enough.


Let me teach you a little something about micro:

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#116 Feb 11 2015 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kavekkk wrote:
I was briefly diamond league in SC2, which makes me an expert in asymmetric warfare.

I ran down some archers with a tank in Civilization. /expert
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I have a thirteen year old boy and a thirteen year old girl. /expert on warfare, politics, healthcare, education.
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I have a thirteen year old boy and a thirteen year old girl. /expert on warfare, politics, healthcare, education.


My condolences. I have 71 of them, and they expect me to teach them ****, too.
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#119 Feb 12 2015 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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What a horrible age to try and teach to.

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Mazra wrote:
I have 71 of them, and they expect me to teach them ****, too.
I kind of know how you feel. I've got like forty thirteen year olds between the ages of 19 to 40 to deal with.
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Mazra wrote:
I have 71 of them, and they expect me to teach them ****, too.
I kind of know how you feel. I've got like forty thirteen year olds between the ages of 19 to 40 to deal with.

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#122 Feb 15 2015 at 8:57 PM Rating: Default
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lolgaxe wrote:
Mazra wrote:
I have 71 of them, and they expect me to teach them ****, too.
I kind of know how you feel. I've got like forty thirteen year olds between the ages of 19 to 40 to deal with.

Just be glad that you're not overseas where they think the law doesn't apply to them.
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