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#1 Mar 20 2015 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Spring is a special time for me. It reminds me of my springs breaks once upon a time when I was just a wee lolhatchet. I had a friend, let's call him lolknife. lolknife and I spent a lot of time together running around Queens. A lot of alleys and dark corners two ten year olds could find adventure in and such. Anyway, one Spring Break we were busy doing our thing, hitting things with sticks and throwing things at walls, when this tiny little ugly kitten snuck out of an overturned box. Dirty, but playful, so we started playing with it. Making it chase string and such. Around the cat's neck was some wire and a little medal that said "Love" on it. lolknife and I thought it was a pretty dumb name, so he named the cat "Fag." Which, at the time was a laugh riot.

So lolhatchet, lolknife, and Fag spent the week off from school playing and having a jolly ol' time. The cat would be waiting for us in the mornings. We cleaned him off, fed him, all the stuff responsible kids did short of taking any responsibility for it.

That Sunday morning, we were playing with the cat when this huge guy came stumbling into our domain. I'm not going to say this guy was fat, but you know how people say they have a skinny person inside them? This guy had all the New York Jets' linebackers in him. Even to a couple of kids, we could tell the guy was hopped up on something. So, we were right fucked as it were.

Now, the thing about lolknife is that he doesn't really have what we'd call common sense. He alwas thought he was bigger than he really was.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WITH MY CAT?!"

Oh shit, right? Big dude hopped up on who knows what versus two ten year olds and a kitten.

"FAG IS OUR CAT!"

At this point, I should have probably distanced myself. I really really should have.

"WHA'CHU CALL MY CAT?!"
"FAG! HE'S OURS!"
"HIS NAME IS LOVE!"
"NO IT ISN'T!"

This went on for a few minutes. Me, I was kind of pissing myself in fear. Druggy McManmountain was outraged. Outraged enough to pull a pistol out from behind him and fire at us.

And wouldn't you know it, I took it in the shoulder. The guy freaks out and runs as fast as a glacier can, the cat is quickly forgotten and lolknife is crying and at my side.

"Oh my god! Are you okay?!
"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME! YOU GAVE LOVE A BAD NAME!"

So after all that bull, Spring starts tomorrow. Any plans? If the weather is nice I'm planning a picnic for the small clan.

Edited, Mar 20th 2015 2:32pm by lolgaxe
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#2 Mar 20 2015 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME! YOU GAVE LOVE A BAD NAME!"


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#3 Mar 20 2015 at 12:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Mar 20 2015 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: thumbsup

It's warmed up and melted nicely up here, but while last weekend was balmy, this one promises only to be above freezing, so I don't have any specific plans. I'll probably go over my bike and make sure it's ready for action.

Edited, Mar 20th 2015 1:43pm by Xsarus
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#5 Mar 20 2015 at 1:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Supposed to be fairly cool around here. 40's, maybe a high of 50. Not picnic weather anyway. I think Flea and I were seeing her friend's band tomorrow. Last weekend was nice and I spent a bit of time doing yard clean-up and burning a bunch of debris. I suppose that as long as it's dry, I can do more of that.
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#6 Mar 20 2015 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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It warmed up this past week, and a lot of the snow and ice melted.

But I heard earlier this week that there was a chance of snow on Saturday.
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#7 Mar 20 2015 at 2:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Just enjoying the drought, I suppose.
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#8 Mar 20 2015 at 2:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Have to do vacation shopping. Tomorrow is leg day at the gym, I hate leg day. Groceries. Might fix my banister that the kids ripped out of the wall. Might fix gate that kids ripped out of the wall. Might fix kids instead.
#9 Mar 20 2015 at 3:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Three inches of snow today...
#10 Mar 20 2015 at 4:45 PM Rating: Good
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Possibly shoveling my roof.
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I don't think I've ever shoveled my roof.
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I knocked a few hundred pounds of ice dam off of my gutters yesterday, which made the deck shake disturbingly. So I shoveled off my deck.

Oh, and more snow today! Smiley: yippee
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#13 Mar 20 2015 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Enjoyed the first day of spring by having lunch outside in front of some Mediterranean market one of my friends found. Had some kind of breaded chicken skewer thingie with rice, salad, flat bread, and roasted tomato. It was yummy and now I'm stuffed to the gills. Smiley: smile
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#14 Mar 20 2015 at 8:43 PM Rating: Good
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I did a 16 hour shift yesterday/today (3pm Thur to 7am today) and my new schedule has me with Friday and Saturday off, so I'm gonna keep this jug of rum within reach for the next couple of days.

ALSO: Snow has been non-existent out here since, like, January so the big "Weather Alert" lately has been "Extreme Fire Danger".Smiley: frown

ALSO: ALSO: re: OP...I Smiley: lol'ed
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Smash isn't allowed to respond to you until April but he wanted me to tell you he thought this was great and wishes you would write more.

Who doesn't love passing off 4 year old greentext as their own!
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#16 Mar 23 2015 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
thought this was great and wishes you would write more.
Probably used up quota of words for the rest of the month embellishing it so the punch line wasn't immediately visable and will have to carefully ration, but it got a couple of chuckles none-the-less. So chalk it up in the win column.

Wasn't exactly picnic weather, but dry enough to bundle up and let the little one peddle around the park on her bike like she's been desperately wanting to for the past few months. Poor kid gets cabin fever.
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