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#52 Apr 01 2015 at 9:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Pizza for all!

This thing is becoming more and more amusing.
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#53 Apr 02 2015 at 5:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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It does sort of beg the question of what self respecting homosexual would have his wedding catered by a pizza parlor.
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#54 Apr 02 2015 at 5:31 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
It does sort of beg the question of what self respecting homosexual would have his wedding catered by a pizza parlor.


One still in college?
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#55 Apr 02 2015 at 6:40 AM Rating: Default
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So, I've been ignoring the topic in the news cycle, but I decided to watch a taped O'Reilly segment and I think I found a compromise.

I don't believe it is right to refuse a sell to anyone based on their sexuality, because that's directly reflective on the individual and not religious beliefs. However, if the company is catering a wedding, that could be argued as being part of a ceremony which is reflective of religion and not the person. My proposed solution is that if a company decides to discriminate catering (or any other action where they are part of the wedding, e.g, photography), then the organization must specifically be designated as such and must adhere to ALL religious rules, not just the ones they want to follow. That means they also can't service couples with born out of wedlock children or anything else alike.

Edit: Misuse of the word "sale"

Edited, Apr 2nd 2015 4:22pm by Almalieque
#56 Apr 02 2015 at 6:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wedding receptions aren't religious anyway. Which is why they're held in banquet halls and on golf courses rather than in the nave of a cathedral. They also tend to feature more open bars and Van Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl" than your standard church service.
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#57 Apr 02 2015 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Samira wrote:
It does sort of beg the question of what self respecting homosexual would have his wedding catered by a pizza parlor.
One still in college?
What, as freshmen?
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#58 Apr 02 2015 at 9:24 AM Rating: Default
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Jophiel wrote:
Wedding receptions aren't religious anyway. Which is why they're held in banquet halls and on golf courses rather than in the nave of a cathedral. They also tend to feature more open bars and Van Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl" than your standard church service.
The receptions aren't, but they do celebrate something that could easily be defined as against their religion. However, you bring up a good point. Most receptions probably fall in that category, so you can't pick and choose.
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Amendment to the Indiana law revealed:
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This chapter does not: (1) authorize a provider to refuse to offer or provide services, facilities, use of public accommodations, goods, employment, or housing to any member or members of the general public on the basis of race, color, religion, ancestry, age, national origin, disability, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, or United States military service;

(2) establish a defense to a civil actionor criminal prosecution for refusal by a provider to offer orprovide services,facilities, use of public accommodations, goods, employment, orhousing to any member or members of the general public on the basis of race, color, religion, ancestry, age, national origin, disability, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, or United States military service; or (3) negate any rights available under the Constitution of the State of Indiana
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Amendment to the Indiana law revealed:

The fuck does the law do now, then?
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Prolly forces people to undergo normalization treatment. In other news, the pizza place just got a cash injection. Gay bashing runs strong in IN.
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Well, it was an internet campaign promoted on a national show so I'd guess that homophobes from all across America joined in for the cause of "freedom".
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Well, it was an internet campaign promoted on a national show so I'd guess that homophobes from all across America joined in for the cause of "freedom".


Yes, freedom to bash gays with gil, but freedom nonetheless.
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#65 Apr 03 2015 at 7:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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They should buy a sea lion.
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Then send a photo of it to some dead cop's kid. "Check out what we spent all our money on! Wooooo!"
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#67 Apr 03 2015 at 7:57 AM Rating: Good
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Then send a photo of it to some dead cop's kid. "Check out what we spent all our money on! Wooooo!"

And when does the buttpirating get involved? The dead cop, the kid, or the seal?
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#68 Apr 03 2015 at 9:53 AM Rating: Good
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Whichever one makes the best ham sandwich gets to be captain.
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That asinine "Jewish deli serving ham" comparison must have been in a newsletter or something because I swear to God I've read it about 500 times since this thing started.
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#70 Apr 03 2015 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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That asinine "Jewish deli serving ham" comparison must have been in a newsletter or something because I swear to God I've read it about 500 times since this thing started.


It's just something easy for them to remember, and it involves "Jewish" so it fits nicely into the narrative. But really they might as well be saying "Pizza Hut serving hamburgers!" (*)


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(*) Just in case Pizza Hut actually serves hamburgers, since I haven't seen their menu in quite some time, let's just pretend that they don't, even if they do.

Edited, Apr 3rd 2015 3:59pm by TirithRR
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#71 Apr 03 2015 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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The thing is a Jewish deli doesn't serve ham. It doesn't sell ham to Muslims, Jews or Christians.

The Catholic Church doesn't sell gay weddings.

A Christian Flower shop isn't required to sell gay flowers.

But none of these businesses should be allowed to not to sell their product to black people, or gay people or Muslims.
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#73 Apr 03 2015 at 6:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Lol.. Fiorina makes Hillary look normal. Good god, I have unearthed a fem conspiracy days before Hillary will announce her intent to become a Domina upon the land once called US.
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#74 Apr 03 2015 at 8:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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No kidding. Only a madwoman would pair that lipstick with that dress.
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Red lipstick, almost always a mistake.
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#76 Apr 04 2015 at 4:56 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
They should buy a sea lion.
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Then send a photo of it to some dead cop's kid. "Check out what we spent all our money on! Wooooo!"
To be fair, we bought the sea lion before the cop died. What we should do is send the dead cop's kid age appropriate pictures of boobs, since that fund drive is what ended up stealing attention.
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