Once and for all, let me say it: GODDAMMIT JAPAN. Edit: Mildly NSFW.
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Japan has produced the ultimate lotion made from the tears of a 2D girl. Made in Japan by Magic Eyes, this lotion contains a mixture of collagen, hyaluronan, and placenta, that is very kind to the skin and is adequately slippery, making your whole onanie experience one of the best ever. This is perfect for those who are sensitive and want a high quality lotion for their onanie sessions. Comes in a large 500ml spray bottle.
Edited, Apr 15th 2015 1:47pm by Poldaran