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#1 Aug 25 2016 at 10:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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So it turns out the nearest star to us has an earth-massed planet orbiting in its habitable zone; seriously. Time to build lasers and spaceships and get them before they get us I reckon.
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#2 Aug 25 2016 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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No seasons and an eleven day year. The only logical thing to do is conquer them and turn it into a vacation planet.

Or send all of Florida and use it as kind of a prison planet.
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#3 Aug 25 2016 at 11:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm thinking livestock planet. We can exploit the inhabitants as a luxury food source. All the more reason to send the Florida people though, of course.
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#4 Aug 25 2016 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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No seasons and an eleven day year. The only logical thing to do is conquer them and turn it into a vacation planet.

Gift shops will do gangbusters on birthday cards.
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#5 Aug 25 2016 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
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Pale Red Dot campaign reveals Earth-mass world in orbit around Proxima Centauri


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Here we go agaaaaaaain.
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#6 Aug 25 2016 at 12:23 PM Rating: Decent
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I thought this was going to be about the ***** farmer invasion.

Edited, Aug 25th 2016 2:25pm by Debalic
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#7 Aug 25 2016 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
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Actually on second thought, a planet full of zombie cannibals is probably a good reason to avoid sending Florida up there. Now, a planet full of delicious cows is appealing. Make it a whole dude ranch sort of deal. That's hand over fist money.
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#9 Aug 25 2016 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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I had a planet full of zombie cannibals like that once. It took a tremendous amount of force to embed it into anything. They sell them full of delicious cows though I guess so they aren't so dangerous. I lost it after I sharpened all the sides it passed cleanly through the drywall where I could not recover it without making money hand over fist.
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#10 Aug 25 2016 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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Kuwoobie wrote:
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Pale Red Dot campaign reveals Earth-mass world in orbit around Proxima Centauri


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Centauri


Here we go agaaaaaaain.
MEEESSSTEEERRR GARIBALDI!

Upon searching for an image to go with that, I learned that apparently the actor who played Garibaldi died last month. Smiley: frown
#11 Aug 25 2016 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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Somebody check in on the Jesuits.
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#12 Aug 25 2016 at 5:20 PM Rating: Good
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With our luck, everything will be on a cob.
#13 Aug 25 2016 at 8:02 PM Rating: Decent
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...and now I want to binge watch B5 again.
#14 Aug 25 2016 at 8:02 PM Rating: Decent
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...and now I want to binge watch B5 again.
#15 Aug 26 2016 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Allegory wrote:
With our luck, everything will be on a cob.
Better than a screaming sun.
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#16 Aug 26 2016 at 8:51 AM Rating: Good
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Turin wrote:
...and now I want to binge watch B5 again.
You totally should. I did that(well, S1-S4) a couple months ago.
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