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#1 Jan 12 2017 at 6:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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For reasons selfish and diverse
I choose to cast this post in verse
To bring up mem’ries I can muster
And bitch about %^&*ing fcluster

‘Twas more than ten long years ago
Before the server ran so slow
Before we all did double post
Or see posts eaten by a ghost

I first posted on =4
Where I was treated like a whore
I thought those jerks were “not so great”
And left for =28

I found fine entertainment there
And people I would call “mon frère”
There were no (few) posting strictures
And folks liked my stoopid pictures

Few people came and many left
Leaving OoT quite bereft
So here we post in the Asylum
Adding to the local phylum

I’d name by name the posters gone
But that would take so very long
And add (to me) a fine depression
I’d just as soon avoid this session

Through crappy hardware we must use
And r-tard filter word abuse
We linger here in this estate
Though the last hour is growing late

They’ll kill our b’loved forums soon
And bring Allakhazam’s last doom
‘Till they do I will keep posting
So long as ZAM continues hosting

I’ll end this monologue, this screed
Before I tl;dr
I’ll take my accolades and bows and
State my case…OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
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#2 Jan 12 2017 at 7:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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You're not over 9000 yet...
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#3 Jan 12 2017 at 9:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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if searchforstupidmonkey=true then Smiley: cake else Smiley: mad
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#4 Jan 12 2017 at 11:13 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
You're not over 9000 yet...
I SAID...


...OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
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People often say that if someone doesn't agree then, they don't understand their point. That's not true. Sometimes they don't agree with it.
#5 Jan 12 2017 at 11:15 PM Rating: Good
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Friar Bijou wrote:
9001


Now you can't post anymore. Gonna have to abandon ship.
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#6 Jan 12 2017 at 11:41 PM Rating: Good
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TirithRR wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
9001


Now you can't post anymore. Gonna have to abandon ship.
What? No!

I gotta post until 9999...then stop.Smiley: tongue
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People often say that if someone doesn't agree then, they don't understand their point. That's not true. Sometimes they don't agree with it.
#7 Jan 13 2017 at 7:35 AM Rating: Excellent
Many have promised to, many have failed.
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#8 Jan 13 2017 at 7:36 AM Rating: Excellent
In your case of course, the forums have a decent chance of disappearing between 9999 and 10,000 so who knows.
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#9 Jan 13 2017 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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Many have promised to, many have failed.
One post enters, two posts leave.
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#10 Jan 13 2017 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Many have promised to, many have failed.
I was thinking of MDenham when I wrote that.Smiley: nod
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People often say that if someone doesn't agree then, they don't understand their point. That's not true. Sometimes they don't agree with it.
#11 Jan 17 2017 at 5:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Against your poem I'll post reply,
Without good rhyme or reason why,
A hearty "gratz!" and little else,
Except a curt GFY
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