My favorite response to Santorum so far has been, "Senator, CPR does not work when all the blood is on the ground."
I mean, if you ignore the whole "they're kids" thing CPR is fine if the victim doesn't have a pulse. Not particularly useful if they're awake and bleeding out. Of course CPR is only viable if there's real help real close. As my platoon's medic put it: "On a basic life saving level, CPR to a chest shot is a lot like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
But he's just a skinhead les
bian so we can ignore him.