Madbeasty,
I also want to finish the nyzul climb (primal rend <yes,please>) but unfortunately, I'm a few levels behind you on floors. If you don't mind blowing through the levels I need to catch up I'll gladly static with you to the top.
I feel your pain, getting harder and harder to find help for anything that doesn't say Abyssea in front of it, lol. Just send Khael a /tell in-game when the servers come back online from the unfortunate events in Japan.