Aged Clubs (Alb)  

Realm:Albion
Start Zone: Camelot
Start NPC:Dacuean
Class:All
Type:Regular
Min Level:30
Max Level:50
Grants XP:Yes
Grants Coin:Yes
Rating:
*****
Related NPCs:
  Barkeep 'Shorty' Malone
  Gene
  Parnel
  Will
Related Items:
  Bag of Energy Tonic Ingredients
  Bag of Hair Tonic Ingredients
  Onaibid Energy Tonic
  Yesac Hair Tonic
Last Updated:Mon Feb 4 13:43:50 2008
DISCLAIMER: Your Steps and Tasks may be different

Brief Walkthrough:
1) Speak with Dacuean at loc=24345,20127 Camelot City
2) Speak with Gene next to Dacuean.
3) Go speak with Parnel, at loc=26491,21582 City of Camelot (upstairs in the left wing building off of/facing 'Academia Magus'), to get a Hairy spider hair.
4) Go speak with Barkeep 'Shorty' Malone, at loc=28747,20830 City of Camelot, in the building across from the main market area with the fountain.) to get a wolf whisker.
5) Go speak with Will, at loc=29111,17844 City of Camelot (upstairs in the stable nearest the Church) to get a glob of dung.
6) Go to loc=30297,20117 City of Camelot (the cemetary plots that are off the Church) to get a mushroom.
7) Go to loc=28427,19191 City of Camelot, in the Garden of Artorus Rex near the Church yo get a blue flower.
8) Go speak with Bartleby, at loc=23224,23231 City of Camelot (upstairs in the Defenders of Albion barracks) to get a boar ear.
9) Go to loc=28010,14770 City of Camelot, about the center of the pentagram in front of Merlin's tower and type /say ohlet therebe hairnow.
10) In the same spot type /say ti od tsuj.
11) Return to Gene and hand him the bottle of Yesac Hair Tonic.
12) Now hand Dacuean the bottle of Onaibid Energy Tonic.
13) Continue speaking with Dacuean to receive your reward.

lvl 50 received 23,119,656 experience and 66 silver.

Quest Dialog:
Speak with Dacuean at loc=24345,20127,8143 dir=339 Camelot City (In the building right before you reach the entry of the Guild of Shadows area.)

Dacuean says, "Hail and well met. Perhaps you can convince [my friend ] that I am right in what I say. "

Gene says, "I can assure you that you will agree with me and not with him. "

Dacuean says, "Look at my friend Gene here. He has a very [serious problem]. Just look at him!"

Gene says, "I'll tell you who has a problem, baldy. "

Dacuean says, "See! He resorts to [name calling]. He has to do that since he seems to find it impossible to get up in the morning. It's disgraceful."

Gene says, "What's disgraceful is walking around with your head shining like that. You could at least wear a hat."

Dacuean says, "Now stop that! Sure, I'd like to have a full head of hair, but there isn't anything I can do about it. You could get up and at least try to show some [interest] in life. "

Gene says, "I have an interest. I'm just so … so … tired all the time. Especially in the morning. I have a horrible time getting up, but at least I'm not blinding people with a shiny head. Ouch my eyes, my eyes. "

Dacuean says, "I'm sick of it I tell you. I've been doing half of his chores. I have a solution to this, but it [will require] some help from you, Leie."

Dacuean says, "Yes, I sent away for a recipe for an energy tonic, but I don't have time to go gather the [ingredients], because well, as I said, I've been doing his chores. "

Gene says, "Now, just a minute. I sent away for something too, so you be sure to talk to me when you're done with his rambling. "

Dacuean says, "Take this sack to gather the ingredients in. Let me tell you what I need and what [you need] to do with them. "

Dacuean explains what to gather and how to combine them.

Will you aid the two gents and get the potions? [Level 30]
You have been given the Aged Clubs quest.


Dacuean hands you a bag and explains what to gather and how to combine them.

You receive the Bag of Energy Tonic Ingredients from Dacuean!

[Step #1] Speak to Gene about the ingredients he wants.

Gene says, "Well, I sent away to the hair club for half-men for a hair growing recipe for old shiny top over there. So you just take this bag and listen while I explain what I need you to do. "

Gene gives you the bag and tells you what and how to gather what is needed for his tonic.
You receive the Bag of Hair Tonic Ingredients from Gene!

[Step #2] Gather the ingredients to make the potions requested. First, gather a piece of hair from a hairy spider. Dacuean mentioned you could get one from Parnel who often resides in the upper floor of the wing of the 'Academia Magus'.
( Parnel is upstairs in the left wing building off of/facing 'Academia Magus'), loc=26491,21582,8203 dir=272 City of Camelot.)

Parnel says, "Hairy spider hair? What kind of recipe requires that? No matter, I still happen to have some around..."

Parnel says, "Here you go."

You receive the hairy spider hair and place it in the bag.
You recall the next item was a wolf whisker from Barkeep 'Shorty' Malone who tends his bar near the 'Magus Shoppus'.

[Step #3] With the hairy spider hair safely in the hair tonic bag, you now need a whisker from a wolf. Barkeep 'Shorty' Malone should be able to get you one of these. Try him in his bar near the 'Magus Shoppus'.
( Barkeep 'Shorty' Malone is at loc=28747,20830,8009 dir=97 City of Camelot, in the building across from the main market area with the fountain.)

Barkeep 'Shorty' Malone says, "How does everyone know I specialize in wolf parts? I bet that no good Weston told everyone. If I didn’t owe him one... Oh sorry, yes I have the part they need. "

Barkeep 'Shorty' Malone says, "Here you go."

You receive the wolf whisker and place it in the bag.
You recall the next item was a glob of rat dung. You were told you could find some easily by talking to Will who hangs around in the top of the stable near the Church.

[Step #4] Hairy spider hair and wolf whisker safely stored in the hair tonic bag, you now need a glob of dung. You should go see Will who hangs out in the top of the stable nearest the Church. With all his 'friends' there, he should easily be able to help.
( Will is at loc=29111,17844,8455 dir=290 City of Camelot.)

Will says, "Oh I’m glad you spoke to me first. My poor friends would be mortified if you just starting taking their prized droppings. Thanks for treating them with that respect, I'll gladly give you some for your quest."

Will says, "Here you go."

You receive the glob of dung and place it in the bag.
You have all the items for the hair tonic. You recall the first item on the list for the energy tonic is a mushroom. You can find one growing in the cemetary amongst the plots beside the Church.

[Step #5] The glob of dung from the rats means you have all the ingredients for the hair tonic. Now on to the energy tonic. Gather a mushroom. Try looking around the cemetary plots that are off the Church.
( Go to loc=30297,20117,8258 dir=243 City of Camelot, when you reach this point you will get a pop-up box saying you found the mushroom and that it has been placed in the bag.)

You find a mushroom in the mud and place it in the bag.

[Step #6] The mushroom safely in the energy tonic bag, you now need to gather a blue flower. You can find one in the Garden of Artorus Rex near the Church.
( Go to loc=28427,19191,8464 dir=297 City of Camelot, when you reach this point you will get a pop-up box saying you found the blue flower and that it has been placed in the bag.)

You find a blue flower, pick itm and place it in the bag.

[Step #7] Blue Flower and mushroom safely in the energy tonic bag, you now need to gather an ear from a boar. Bartleby has a few of them he raises on the roof above the Defenders of Albion barracks. He is bound to have an ear you can use.
( Bartleby is upstairs of the Defenders of Albion barracks at loc=23224,23231,8522 dir=182 City of Camelot.)

Bartleby says, "Oh sure, I have lots of boar ears. With the turnover here supplying the festival vendors, we have plenty! I’ll get you one."

Bartleby says, "Here you go."

You receive the boar ear and place it in the bag.

You have all the items for the energy tonic. You now recall you need to say some magic words. Consult your journal.

[Step #8] Take the hair tonic bag to the small courtyard near the Mystic Guardians in the front entrance of Merlin's tower and say the magic words [ohlet therebe hairnow] to combine the ingredients.
( Go to loc=28010,14770,8448 dir=20 City of Camelot, about the center of the pentagram in front of Merlin's tower)

You say, "ohlet therebe hairnow"

The ingredients combine and a bottle of Yesac Hair Tonic is placed into your pack.
The ingredients combine and turn into a potion!

[Step #9] While standing before the Mystic Guardians in the small courtyard in the front entrance of Merlin's tower, say the magic words [ti od tsuj] to combine the energy tonic bag ingredients.

You say, "ti od tsuj"
The ingredients combine and turn into a potion!

[Step #10] Give Gene the bottle of Yesac Hair Tonic.

Gene says, "Oh this is wonderful. I can't believe you were able to do this. "

[Step #11] Give Dacuean the bottle of Onaibid Energy Tonic.

Dacuean says, "Oh great. Maybe now he can do his [own chores]. "

[Step #12] Now that you have given them the tonics, talk to Dacuean and talk them through their disagreement.

Gene says, "Here now, I got this lovely tonic for you that's going to fix up that spot on your head. "

Dacuean says, "My head! I have a [tonic for you] that is going to fix that laziness of yours."

Gene says, "I'm not lazy! I'm just tired. Here, you take this and drink it so my eyes will stop hurting. "

Dacuean says, "No, [you take this]. "

Gene says, "No, you drink this. "

Dacuean says, "Oh for crying out loud. Let's both [drink them] and end this argument once and for all. "

Dacuean says, "That's the most disgusting stuff I've ever tasted! Just as I thought too, it doesn't work. I'm going to buy a hat. "

You are awarded 23,119,656 experience!
You are awarded 66 silver and some copper!
You have completed the Aged Clubs quest!


Gene says, "That's horrible. I feel even worse. I'm going to take a nap now. "

lvl 50 received 3,119,656 experience

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