Aged Clubs (Mid)  

Realm:Midgard
Start Zone: Jordheim
Start NPC:Shon
Class:All
Type:Regular
Min Level:30
Max Level:50
Grants XP:Yes
Grants Coin:Yes
Rating:
*****
(From 1 rating)
Related NPCs:
  Bella
  Marnath
  Tarnel
  Varnis
  Vein
Related Items:
  Bag of Energy Tonic Ingredients
  Bag of Hair Tonic Ingredients
  Onaibid Energy Tonic
  Yesac Hair Tonic
Last Updated:Mon Aug 13 00:11:01 2007
DISCLAIMER: Your Steps and Tasks may be different

Brief Walkthrough:
1) Speak with Shon at loc=24066,25108 Jordheim, right behind the forge.
2) Speak with Vein, right next to Shon.
3) Speak with Tarnel loc=21535,26244 Jordheim Koparens Marknard for hairy spider hair.
4) Speak with Varnis loc=25209,27136 Jordheim in the very back of 'The Teetering Tomte' pub for a wolf whisker.
5) Speak with Marnath at loc=28355,22629 Jordheim, just outside the Royal stables to get a glob of dung.
6) Go to loc=24730,20802 Jordheim in the pigpen to get a mushroom
7) Go to loc=24571,18324 Jordheim to get a blue flower.
8) Speak to Bella at loc=24927,20938 Jordheim (outside the pigpen) to get a boar ear.
8)Go to the center circle in the Temple of the Jutuns loc=26153,24638 Jordheim and type /say ohlet therebe hairnow
9) Now type /say ti od tsuj
10) Return to Vein and give him the Yesac Hair Tonic.
11) Now give Shon the Onaibid Energy Tonic to receive your reward.

lvl 31 received 23,119,656 experience.
lvl 49 received 23,119,656 experience.
lvl 50 received 23,119,656 experience.

Champion experience received: 11

Quest Dialog:
Speak with Shon at loc=24066,25108,8295 dir=136 Jordheim, right behind the forge.

Shon says, "Hail and well met. Perhaps you can convince [my friend ] that I am right in what I say. "

Vein says, "I can assure you that you will agree with me and not with him. "

Shon says, "Look at my friend Vein here. He has a very [serious problem]. Just look at him!"

Vein says, "I'll tell you who has a problem, baldy. "

Shon says, "See! He resorts to [name calling]. He has to do that since he seems to find it impossible to get up in the morning. It's disgraceful."

Vein says, "What's disgraceful is walking around with your head shining like that. You could at least wear a hat."

Shon says, "Now stop that! Sure, I'd like to have a full head of hair, but there isn't anything I can do about it. You could get up and at least try to show some [interest] in life. "

Vein says, "I have an interest. I'm just so … so … tired all the time. Especially in the morning. I have a horrible time getting up, but at least I'm not blinding people with a shiny head. Ouch my eyes, my eyes. "

Shon says, "I'm sick of it I tell you. I've been doing half of his chores. I have a solution to this, but it [will require] some help from you, (your name)."

Will you aid the two gents and get the potions? [Level 30]
You have been given the Aged Clubs quest.


Shon says, "Yes, I sent away for a recipe for an energy tonic, but I don't have time to go gather the [ingredients], because well, as I said, I've been doing his chores. "

Vein says, "Now, just a minute. I sent away for something too, so you be sure to talk to me when you're done with his rambling. "

Shon says, "Take this sack to gather the ingredients in. Let me tell you what I need and what [you need] to do with them. "

Shon explains what to gather and how to combine them.
Shon hands you a bag and explains what to gather and how to combine them.

You receive the Bag of Energy Tonic Ingredients from Shon!

Shon says, "You better talk to Vein; he looks like he's going to explode. "

[Step #1] Speak to Vein about the ingredients he wants.

Vein says, "Well, I sent away to the hair club for trolls for a hair growing recipe for old shiny top over there. So you just take this bag and listen while I explain what I need you to do. "

You receive the Bag of Hair Tonic Ingredients from Vein!

Vein gives you the bag and tells you what and how to gather what is needed for his tonic.

[Step #2] Gather the ingredients to make the potions requested. First, gather a piece of hair from a hairy spider. Shon mentioned you could get one from Tarnel in the Koparens Marknard.
  • Tarnel is at loc=21535,26244,8005 dir=244 Jordheim Koparens Marknard


  • Tarnel says, "Hairy spider hair? What kind of recipe requires that? No matter, I still happen to have some around..."
    Tarnel says, "Here you go."

    You receive the hairy spider hair and place it in the bag.

    You recall the next item was a wolf whisker from Varnis who is usually drunk in 'The Teetering Tomte'.

    [Step #3] With the hairy spider hair safely in the hair tonic bag, you now need a whisker from a wolf. Varnis should have one on him, he is nursing a beer typically in 'The Teetering Tomte'.
  • Varnis can be found at loc=25209,27136,8027 dir=72 Jordheim in the very back of 'The Teetering Tomte'


  • Varnis says, "How does everyone know I specialize in wolf parts? I bet that no good Barton told everyone. If I didn’t owe him one... Oh sorry, yes I have the part they need. "
    Varnis says, "Here you go."

    You receive the wolf whisker and place it in the bag.

    You recall the next item was a glob of dung. You can get some from the Royal stables most likely. Talk to Marnath that works there first though to make sure it's okay.

    [Step #4] Hairy spider hair and wolf whisker safely stored in the hair tonic bag, you now need a glob of dung. You should be able to get some from the horses in the Royal stables. Talk to Marnath first about the dung.
  • Marnath is at loc=28355,22629,8009 dir=17 Jordheim, just outside the Royal stables.


  • Marnath says, "Oh I’m glad you spoke to me first. Despite the nature of the request, the Royal guard would not take kindly if you just took a sample from the stables. But since you asked nice, I'll just give you some."
    Marnath says, "Here you go."

    You receive a glob of dung and place it in the bag.

    You have all the items for the hair tonic. You recall the first item on the list for the energy tonic is a mushroom. You can find one growing in the pig pen where Bella tends flock near the Great Hall.

    [Step #5] The glob of dung from the stables means you have all the ingredients for the hair tonic. Now on to the energy tonic. Gather a mushroom. You can find one in the pigpen where Bella tends her flock of boars near the Great Hall.
  • Go to loc=24730,20802,8766 dir=338 Jordheim, when you get there you will get a pop-up box stating "You find a mushroom in the mud and place it in the bag.


  • [Step #6] The mushroom safely in the energy tonic bag, you now need to gather a blue flower. Try looking in the rough grass past the pigpen up against the rocks on that side of the Great Hall.
  • Go to loc=24571,18324,8763 dir=275 Jordheim, when you get there you will get a pop-up box stating "You find a a blue flower, pick it, and place it in the bag.


  • [Step #7] Blue flower and mushroom safely in the energy tonic bag, you now need to gather an ear from a boar. Don't try to get one from the boars themselves, that might upset Bella, ask he for one, she's bound to have one from one they slaughtered already.
  • Bella is at loc=24927,20938,8737 dir=154 Jordheim


  • Bella turns to you for a moment, seemingly with one eye always on the boars in the pin.

    Bella says, "Oh sure, I have lots of boar ears. With the turnover here supplying the festival vendors, we have plenty! I’ll get you one."
    Bella says, "Here you go."

    You receive the boar ear and place it in the bag.

    You have all the items for the energy tonic. You now recall you need to say some magic words. Consult your journal.

    [Step #8] Take the hair tonic to the circle in the center of the Temple of the Jutuns and say the magic words [ohlet therebe hairnow] to combine the ingredients.
  • Go to loc=26153,24638,8031 dir=275 Jordheim and type /say ohlet therebe hairnow


  • The ingredients combine and turn into a potion!
    The ingredients combine and a bottle of Yesac Hair Tonic is placed into your pack.

    [Step #9] While at the circle in the center of the Temple of the Jutuns, say the magic words [ti od tsuj] to combine the energy tonic bag ingredients.

    You say, "ti od tsuj"

    The ingredients combine and turn into a potion!
    A bottle of Onaibid Energy Tonic is placed into your pack. Return to Shon and Vein.

    [Step #10] Give Vein the bottle of Yesac Hair Tonic.

    Vein says, "Oh this is wonderful. I can't believe you were able to do this. "

    [Step #11] Give Shon the bottle of Onaibid Energy Tonic.

    Shon says, "Oh great. Maybe now he can do his [own chores]. "

    Vein says, "Here now, I got this lovely tonic for you that's going to fix up that spot on your head. "

    Shon says, "My head! I have a [tonic for you] that is going to fix that laziness of yours."

    Vein says, "I'm not lazy! I'm just tired. Here, you take this and drink it so my eyes will stop hurting. "

    Shon says, "No, [you take this]. "

    Vein says, "No, you drink this. "

    Shon says, "Oh for crying out loud. Let's both [drink them] and end this argument once and for all. "

    Shon says, "That's the most disgusting stuff I've ever tasted! Just as I thought too, it doesn't work. I'm going to buy a hat. "

    You are awarded 23,119,656 experience!
    You are awarded 66 silver and some copper!
    You have completed the Aged Clubs quest!


    Vein says, "That's horrible. I feel even worse. I'm going to take a nap now. "

    lvl 31 received 23,119,656 experience.
    lvl 49 received 23,119,656 experience.
    lvl 50 received 23,119,656 experience.

    Champion experience received: 11

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    # Aug 10 2007 at 7:04 PM Rating: Decent
    that is the most pain in the *** quest that is so 100% worthless crap i have ever done why did i do it lol and not look on hear
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