User:Demea  

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Origins of Name

In Moose language, Demea means "That which felt firm and appetising, but proved disappointing on consumption" and rhymes with the moose word for "Arse-Bandit"

Scandals

Demea has been linked with several multinational execution squads, but all evidence indicates that he is, in fact, just a complete git.

Badger Harnesses

Not Applicable

Mobility

Demea has a top speed of 1.5 nano-quarps when fully lubricated, but claims (without independent verification) to be almost as fast as Joan Rivers

Meterological Trivia

Demea has his own personal climate.

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