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#1 Oct 04 2013 at 3:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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...move to Denmark, not Togo.

That's what the thingy says. Feel free to look down the list (pages 22 - 24) so you can find out where all the happy people live, and of course be glad you weren't born in Sub-Saharan Africa. As if you needed another reason for that.
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#2 Oct 04 2013 at 5:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Given how much Canadians *****, I can't imagine how bad it is in other countries.
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#3 Oct 04 2013 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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Well, sh*t. Now that we've won this thingamajig twice in a row, we'll never hear the end of it.

Edited, Oct 5th 2013 3:20am by Mazra
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#4 Oct 05 2013 at 2:21 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Well, sh*t. Now that we've won this thingamajig twice in a row, we'll never hear the end of it.
Probably because you're all too drunk to be unhappy.

And 4th, it's probably our politicians are either brown nosing Brussels or whining about others brown nosing Brussels that took us down a spot.
#5 Oct 05 2013 at 8:45 AM Rating: Good
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I'm surprised the UK is only 22. British people seem to be happiest when they're complaining; should have been an easy #1.

But I suppose, once you add in Scotland, Wales, and Ireland, they should just be relieved they're not 100 places lower...
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#6 Oct 05 2013 at 9:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Given how much Canadians *****, I can't imagine how bad it is in other countries.


Well, the primary issues with Canada all stem from the same source most countries ***** for: Politics.

Otherwise, Canada is ******* awesome.
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#7 Oct 06 2013 at 1:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm surprised the UK is only 22. British people seem to be happiest when they're complaining; should have been an easy #1.

But I suppose, once you add in Scotland, Wales, and Ireland, they should just be relieved they're not 100 places lower...


The Scottish are unhappy when in Scotland, and when outside Scotland they're even worse because they're then pining for Scotland 24/7.

I'm turning Scottish a bit. Smiley: mad
#8 Oct 06 2013 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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Did you start drinking whisky?
#9 Oct 06 2013 at 7:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ironically, Scotland has plenty of pine trees!
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#10 Oct 07 2013 at 2:16 AM Rating: Good
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They even make beer with them.

Quite a good beer too.
#11 Oct 07 2013 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
I stopped drinking whisky in Scotland. I had some in Utrecht, though.

Also, I still haven't had that bottle of Crabbies that I've been on about for over a month now.
#12 Oct 07 2013 at 2:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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You should get the beer I linked above, it's delicious.
#13 Oct 07 2013 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
I can't even get Crabbies because (a) I have just enough time to wind down before bed once I'm out of the library at night, and (b) grad school applications are overpriced.
#14 Oct 08 2013 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
My husband and I could pick up tomorrow, move to Denmark, and be allowed to hang out for two years no-questions-asked because we've got enough socked away in savings and the right education/experience to be considered attractive. (I lose an edge in about a year when I turn thirty five, though.)

We talked about doing it and starting up a website or something, but then I got the job that I'm at right now (*cough* I've run out of work to do this morning already) and he's considered a shoe-in for tenure, so we changed our minds.
#15 Oct 08 2013 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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You should go there on holiday instead then. LEGOland is cool and they make good beer in Scandinavia (and most of western Europe really).
#16 Oct 08 2013 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
Fwiw, if he's far enough along tenure track you could wait a bit, it transfers pretty well between countries from what I've seen.

Edited, Oct 8th 2013 8:42pm by Kalivha
#17 Oct 09 2013 at 2:55 PM Rating: Good
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Fwiw, if he's far enough along tenure track you could wait a bit, it transfers pretty well between countries from what I've seen.


We shall keep that in mind for when Obamacare destroys the nation and precipitates the zombie apocalypse.
#18 Oct 09 2013 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
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I can't even get Crabbies
Couldn't be that difficult.
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#19 Oct 09 2013 at 3:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Catwho wrote:
My husband and I could pick up tomorrow, move to Denmark, and be allowed to hang out for two years no-questions-asked because we've got enough socked away in savings and the right education/experience to be considered attractive. (I lose an edge in about a year when I turn thirty five, though.)


Welcome to Denmark; if you're not young and rich, get the hell out.

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#20 Oct 10 2013 at 3:12 PM Rating: Good
Soft d's make me weirdly angry. Like, they defeated me.
#21 Oct 10 2013 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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The guy in the video makes those soft d's look easy.
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#22 Oct 10 2013 at 11:36 PM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
Soft d's make me weirdly angry. Like, they defeated me.


Too easy.
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#23 Oct 11 2013 at 12:24 AM Rating: Good
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The guy in the video makes those soft d's look easy.


He does, but I know deep down that they are not.
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Kalivha wrote:
Soft d's make me weirdly angry. Like, they defeated me.


Too easy.


Don't **** shame her, TLW. This is the 21st century.
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#25 Oct 20 2013 at 9:11 PM Rating: Good
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I thought **** shaming came back with the horizontal stripes?
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