Vana'diel Bestiary: Vorzill  

what we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is an NPC. and a galka no less. though his existance is defined to that of staring off in a single direction for eternity, and repeating an often monologue and un-enlightening verse of speech when spoken to, it is best not to belittle or badger them on their chosen/volentold way of life. it is an honor and a burden to wear a green name over your head, both freeing you from all responsibility, and enprisoning your life to nothing but monotony for all of eternity. so as we go about our lives as adventurers, let us be glad that is them that bear the NPC mantle... and not us.