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#152 Nov 09 2007 at 9:15 AM Rating: Decent
Annoyingknowitall wrote:
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I used it as glue to attach uncooked macaroni to a sheet of construction paper in the shape of a duck.
You did what?! Ohh ... you said "duck" ... nevermind.


*****-shaped pasta presentations are pompous. Get your dick mind out of the plastic ****** gutter.
#153 Nov 09 2007 at 9:15 AM Rating: Decent
Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
I got the picture from:

Uncle Poppy's Olde Time Pornography Store and Wondrous Snake Oil Liniment shop!

Samira was the hottest lady during the troubles of the naughty 90s


My stage name was Atropos. /preen


I'm glad you finally got rid of Lachesis and Klotho. They rode your coat tails for too long; it was high time you cut them off.


Which one was the one that was banging Chronos, thats the one that I want to stay, the others can leave.

#154 Nov 09 2007 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Not a lot to tell.

I made this post last night, and Doug Doug got all upset and IM'd me on Skype. I responded, thinking I could get some instant gratification, and he made this thread.


I think you may have Doug tettering on coming to your house with a 10inch blade to stab you to death and contemplating hanging himself, because that was awfully light to cause this thread.
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#155 Nov 09 2007 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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Nagah wrote:


I hate to make a religious jokes, but does this mean that Jews have no problem wasting *****, unlike Catholics?


You are all a bunch of ***** wasting protestant WHORES! Smiley: mad
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#156 Nov 09 2007 at 9:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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You are all a bunch of ***** wasting protestant WHORES!
Is it wasting the ***** if I let her use it as an exfoliant?
#157 Nov 09 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
Annoyingknowitall wrote:
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You are all a bunch of ***** wasting protestant WHORES!
Is it wasting the ***** if I let her use it as an exfoliant?
It doesn't work that well. Smiley: frown
#158 Nov 09 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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Annoyingknowitall wrote:
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You are all a bunch of ***** wasting protestant WHORES!
Is it wasting the ***** if I let her use it as an exfoliant?

Doesn't it normally need some sort of "grit" in there to be considered exfoliant? Smiley: dubious
#159 Nov 09 2007 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
Annoyingknowitall wrote:
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You are all a bunch of ***** wasting protestant WHORES!
Is it wasting the ***** if I let her use it as an exfoliant?

Doesn't it normally need some sort of "grit" in there to be considered exfoliant? Smiley: dubious


Not if you let it dry then peel it off.

#160 Nov 09 2007 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Annoyingknowitall wrote:
Quote:
You are all a bunch of ***** wasting protestant WHORES!
Is it wasting the ***** if I let her use it as an exfoliant?

Doesn't it normally need some sort of "grit" in there to be considered exfoliant? Smiley: dubious


Not if you let it dry then peel it off.



Thought it was more of a moisturizer?
#161 Nov 09 2007 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Annoyingknowitall wrote:
Quote:
You are all a bunch of ***** wasting protestant WHORES!
Is it wasting the ***** if I let her use it as an exfoliant?

Doesn't it normally need some sort of "grit" in there to be considered exfoliant? Smiley: dubious


Not if you let it dry then peel it off.

Ahh, I was going off what chicks have in their showers. I love taking showers at a lady's house.. I feel so clean afterwards.

I exfoliate, use some of that conditioner you leave in for 15 minutes, use 5 different kinds of body wash, moisturize, etc. etc. I 100% understand why it takes them so long.

When I get out I usually smell like a peachy, tangerinific, cucumberized honey dew with excellent skin.
#162 Nov 09 2007 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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***** is a shining stream of God! You guys are like Onan. Onanism is everywhere. Smiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: mad
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#163 Nov 09 2007 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
Bozarth wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Annoyingknowitall wrote:
Quote:
You are all a bunch of ***** wasting protestant WHORES!
Is it wasting the ***** if I let her use it as an exfoliant?

Doesn't it normally need some sort of "grit" in there to be considered exfoliant? Smiley: dubious


Not if you let it dry then peel it off.



Thought it was more of a moisturizer?


No.. ***** has too much salt in it to keep moister in.. It tends to dry out... Definitely a better defoliant.
#164 Nov 09 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Annoyingknowitall wrote:
Quote:
You are all a bunch of ***** wasting protestant WHORES!
Is it wasting the ***** if I let her use it as an exfoliant?

Doesn't it normally need some sort of "grit" in there to be considered exfoliant? Smiley: dubious


Not if you let it dry then peel it off.


Speaking of that, this stuff is awesomes :D
#165 Nov 09 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
Bozarth wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Not if you let it dry then peel it off.



Thought it was more of a moisturizer?


A moisturizer you would just rub in and leave it there. If you let ***** dry on your face and then peel it off, it should take the dead skin with it.
#166 Nov 09 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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Nagah wrote:
No.. ***** has too much salt in it to keep moister in.. It tends to dry out... Definitely a better defoliant.


So you're saying RJ should try some for that face exploding problem of his?
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#167 Nov 09 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Except for Stubs. Stubs, God called and said to waste your seed as much as possible.
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#168 Nov 09 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Annoyingknowitall wrote:
Quote:
You are all a bunch of ***** wasting protestant WHORES!
Is it wasting the ***** if I let her use it as an exfoliant?

Doesn't it normally need some sort of "grit" in there to be considered exfoliant? Smiley: dubious


Not if you let it dry then peel it off.

Ahh, I was going off what chicks have in their showers. I love taking showers at a lady's house.. I feel so clean afterwards.

I exfoliate, use some of that conditioner you leave in for 15 minutes, use 5 different kinds of body wash, moisturize, etc. etc. I 100% understand why it takes them so long.

When I get out I usually smell like a peachy, tangerinific, cucumberized honey dew with excellent skin.


Your ****** is immaculate.
#169 Nov 09 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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***** is a shining stream of God! You guys are like Onan. Onanism is everywhere. Smiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: mad


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry.. I have nothing better to add it than that!
#170 Nov 09 2007 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Your ****** is immaculate.

P'shaw. Smiley: blush
#171 Nov 09 2007 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Nagah wrote:
No.. ***** has too much salt in it to keep moister in.. It tends to dry out... Definitely a better defoliant.


So you're saying RJ should try some for that face exploding problem of his?


Exactly.. he just needs to catch it in a cup or something and rub it all over... Or maybe Ikkian wouldn't mind just putting it right on him...
#172 Nov 09 2007 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Thread's taking a wrong turn...
#173 Nov 09 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
I'LL TOTALLY DO IT TOO.
#174 Nov 09 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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Prince Kaain wrote:
Thread's taking a wrong turn...


Prince Kaain wrote:
Ahh, I was going off what chicks have in their showers. I love taking showers at a lady's house.. I feel so clean afterwards.

I exfoliate, use some of that conditioner you leave in for 15 minutes, use 5 different kinds of body wash, moisturize, etc. etc. I 100% understand why it takes them so long.

When I get out I usually smell like a peachy, tangerinific, cucumberized honey dew with excellent skin.
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#175 Nov 09 2007 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Thread's taking a wrong turn...


Prince Kaain wrote:
Ahh, I was going off what chicks have in their showers. I love taking showers at a lady's house.. I feel so clean afterwards.

I exfoliate, use some of that conditioner you leave in for 15 minutes, use 5 different kinds of body wash, moisturize, etc. etc. I 100% understand why it takes them so long.

When I get out I usually smell like a peachy, tangerinific, cucumberized honey dew with excellent skin.

HEY! My level of hygiene is perfectly acceptable hetero conversation.

You're just jealous. Smiley: bah
#176 Nov 09 2007 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
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Kaain, there comes a time when you pass by meterosexual and become homosexual. I think you're dancing a very thin line after hearing that.
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