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#127 Dec 12 2013 at 1:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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This morning I tracked a musk ox thirty-three miles before locating and slaughtering it. We will smoke and salt the meat and make it last all winter. The bones will be used to make tools ranging from knifes to tent boning to needles. We will use the hide for clothing and blankets. The less suitable parts will be turned into leather strips for lashings and our snow shoes. I plan to spend the winter carving the horns with elaborate designs that I will then sell at the spring markets. Total cost to me, $3 for the iron spearhead I bought from a merchant.

I don't know why all the other poor people don't do this.

Edited, Dec 12th 2013 12:31pm by Jophiel
You know, if you were more thrifty, you could just mine the iron yourself.
#128 Dec 12 2013 at 1:27 PM Rating: Decent
If I ever caught someone 'couponing', I'd rip out their intestines through their eye sockets and wrap them about my Christmas tree as a thrifty alternative to tinsel.
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#130 Dec 12 2013 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
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This morning I tracked a musk ox thirty-three miles before locating and slaughtering it.
Terrible meat. Tried once, will never do so again.
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#131 Dec 12 2013 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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Is it musky?
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Waxy doesn't sound like a tasty description of meat.
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Waxy doesn't sound like a tasty description of meat.

Accurate in some case, though. I'd call black bear "waxy" too.
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Waxy doesn't sound like a tasty description of meat.
Which would be why I will likely never have it again.
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#136 Dec 12 2013 at 3:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Waxy doesn't sound like a tasty description of meat.

Accurate in some case, though. I'd call black bear "waxy" too.

Waxy and greasy. Just imagine how much of a bear is fat.
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Waxy and greasy. Just imagine how much of a bear is fat.

You can render fat out though, usually. It all tastes waxy to me regardless of how lean it is, and there is some lean meat on a bear.
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I already do (ok. excepting alcohol, of course). Not sure what your point is.
Big talk, complete lack of ability to commit. Not difficult to follow.


I'm honestly unsure what you expect me to do beyond saying that I spend roughly $100/month on food each month (which I've already done). If that's insufficient for you, and me listing off costs of different foods that you could budget to meet that goal is insufficient, then what is? I could say "Ok. I'm doing it!" and then just make **** up for the next month, but what would that prove?

You either accept that it's possible to eat for $100/month/person, or you don't. Several people have already posted saying that this is a quite achievable budget. You're free to stick your head in the sand and insist that it's impossible if you want, but at that point literally nothing I could do will convince you.
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I realize that this is a one-person budget, but it's not something that could just be multiplied by 4 to make it a four person budget.


It's actually easier to multiply to make a 4 person budget because cost effective portions tend to come in 4-5 serving sizes. There's a whole lot of things that you really can't buy for just one person because it'll spoil before you'll get through using half of it. How much of a factor this is obviously varies based on your specific menu selection, but I'd argue that it's actually easier to spend $400/month for food for 4, than $100/month for food for one. Variation of meals if nothing else.

Most of your points are valid (but IMO still don't really change the math that much), but a couple kinda jumped out at me:

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3. Meat I could give or take but you should be eating at least one serving of fish a week.


Says who? Is this really "should", or is this "it would be nice to". Poultry should substitute for fish, and as you mentioned, if it's really an issue, make a tuna noddle casserole (which is pretty darn cheap).

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4. 4 dozen eggs- 1.6 eggs a day. Since you have no bread or cereal, is this the entirety of your breakfast? I guess it could go along with 1/2 cup of peas and half an apple. Hardly sustaining.Maybe you're having some rice too?


How the hell much are you eating for breakfast? You're not one of those "load up on carbs in the morning!" people, are you? One egg, one piece of toast and a piece of fruit is a more than sufficient breakfast (and by "piece of fruit, I'm literally talking about like a quarter of an orange or apple).

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5. 10lbs of potatoes is around 25 potatoes. You could almost have one a day, which isn't terrible, if it wasn't such a huge portion of your groceries.


Portion in terms of size, or cost? I get the whole "OMG! It's so hard to walk food back to the house" bit, but maybe we should bring that up the next time someone gets in an argument with me about the virtues of urban living, where everything is within walking/biking distance versus us evil suburbanites who drive everywhere in our cars.

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6. Rice: there are about 2 cups of uncooked (white) rice per pound, meaning about 4 cups of cooked rice x 25 = 100 cups of cooked rice. If this is a side dish, a half a cup per serving is probably ok, but as a main course, which is what you're talking about, I'd think a cup. You have about 3 1/3 cups of rice for your meals for a day. You enjoy that.


A cup of uncooked rice is a massive serving. I struggle to make a small enough portion of rice for just one person because it's tricky to cook rice with less than 1/2 a cup of rice in the pan and avoid burning it. 1/2 cup of rice makes really more than a single person should ever eat at a sitting. 1 full cup of rice is enough for 4 people to eat as side or base under a main. I think you're grossly underestimating how much rice that is.

Also, that's like massive amounts of food. I get that you have kids, so half of what you put in front of them gets tossed anyway, but holy hell!

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7. 2 Gallons of milk - maybe that works for you at half a gallon a week. This is definitely one of those things that is dramatically different if you have children. We go through 2 gallons a week sometimes, and Smash and I don't even drink it, we drink almond milk.


I acknowledge that things are more difficult with kids, but the point is that if you really have to budget, you can. Try using powdered milk if the cost is too high. And there really is very near to zero reason for adults to drink milk at all.

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8. Perhaps most importantly is that this relies almost entirely on the "neighbor with a quarry" mentality - a fully stocked pantry and fridge (is this Chopped?). We'd need to add in salt, pepper, other seasonings, oil, butter, flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, condiments, dressings, vinegar.


Sure. But these things are so inexpensive and used in such small portions that you can almost just handwave them away when calculating a monthly food budget. I literally buy a container of salt and/or pepper like maybe once a year. A small container of vegetable oil lasts me like 4 months. Small bags of flour usually get thrown out half used because it's gets old before it runs out. If age wasn't an issue, one of those small bags would last like 3 years. Unless you're baking bread or making pie crusts, you just don't use that much of it. Same deal with baking powder and soda.

Something that costs like $3 and lasts for 3-6 months is pretty negligible in this context.

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So, a daily menu: Breakfast: 1 egg, 1 cup of rice, half a cup of peas, and half an apple. Snack: 1 potato. Joy. Lunch: 1 cup of rice, a cup of corn, half an apple. Snack: half an apple Dinner: 1 cup of rice, 1 cup of carrots, .5 lb of chicken (about the daily recommendation of protein rich foods for a male). Before bed: half a cup of milk


That's an insane daily menu. You're eating like 5 times more food for breakfast than you need. Two snacks? And an entire potato is a snack! You're kidding, right? An entire potato is half of a dinner. You're going to weigh like 300 lbs eating this way.


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This would be ok for a day, or a week, but to have this be every day sucks. Like you said, it wouldn't be a great existence, and would likely be an emergency thing. This isn't a budget someone would "easily" stick to and it's total bullsh*t if someone says they are when they have a choice. Again, not arguing with you Spoon, I know what you're saying - it's this kind of "snapshot" look that people use without taking all the variables into account that leave us, as a society, with totally unrealistic expectations of what "poor people should be able to do" with their food stamps.


If that's all you did, and never varied it, sure. But there's tons of variations that you can do that can still fit inside the budget.

Edited, Dec 12th 2013 2:49pm by gbaji
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#140 Dec 12 2013 at 5:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm honestly unsure what you expect me to do beyond saying that I spend roughly $100/month on food each month (which I've already done).

I'd assume he wants you to do that without lying, which you transparently are. One of two things is happening. Either:

You're a borderline Rainmanesque lunatic who spends a tiny amount of money on boring food all the time for no particular reason.

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You're lying.

I'm not sure which is preferable, honestly. No one believes you about the $100 a month thing. Might be true, we'll never be able to establish the veracity of it, but literally no one believes you. Just as I wouldn't expect anyone to believe that I'm a world class pole vaulter but never mentioned it in all my years posting here until someone brought up pole vaulting.
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#142 Dec 12 2013 at 5:27 PM Rating: Excellent
Could also be that gbaji has no sense of smell. Had a room mate with that condition a few times. Ate crap I'd never eat because all they got out of it was the texture and salty/sweet/bitter at best.

Also terrible BO.
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A world class pole vaulter, no. Unless that's some euphemism about ***** size and sexual performance, in which case: probably.

Edited, Dec 12th 2013 6:42pm by Smasharoo
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Smasharoo wrote:
One of two things is happening. Either:

You're a borderline Rainmanesque lunatic who spends a tiny amount of money on boring food all the time for no particular reason.

Or

You're lying.


You missed the third option:

$100/month is a reasonable amount of money for a person to spend on food if they're being even just a normal amount of frugal. It does not require some ridiculous and/or unnecessarily onerous effort to do so. Given that at least two people aside from myself have attested to being able to do this, this would seem to be the most likely explanation.


What's strange is those who, despite being told multiple times by multiple people that this is a doable food budget, continue to insist that it's impossible and we must all be lying.

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Just as I wouldn't expect anyone to believe that I'm a world class pole vaulter but never mentioned it in all my years posting here until someone brought up pole vaulting.


I've mentioned this food budget level at least once before on this forum Smash. Funny thing is that I got the same mix of responses. A handful of people who said "Yup. That's about what it costs me to feed myself and my family per person", and another handful of people who insisted that it was absolutely impossible. I'm honestly not just tossing this out there out of the blue. This is a dollar range I've used and consistently been able to feed myself on for years now.


You're free to insist that it can't be done, but your position ends out being fairly weak in the face of people saying that they do it all the time. Add to that, the somewhat ridiculous menus being tossed out there by those attempting to prove that it can't be done and I honestly have to wonder what the objective is. Are you that sensitive about your wasteful spending that you have to viciously attack anyone who doesn't do the same thing so as to make yourself feel better? That's kinda pathetic.


If you want to admit that you waste money on food items and luxuries you don't need because you can afford them, then just say that. I just find this whole need to insist that it's impossible to live on a frugal budget somewhat interesting. Is it because of guilt on your part? Or the need to defend higher requirements for poor folks when dealing with entitlements maybe? Not sure, but something is making you do that. Perhaps a bit of self reflection is in order?
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What I've learned from this thread is that you all grocery shop like Laura Ingalls at the dry goods store. "I'll take 10 lbs of flour, 5 lbs of sugar, 2 lbs of salt, 2 lbs of butter, a bolt of calico linen and Paw wanted me to ask if you can bring a horse-wagon of apples to the farm this Friday..."
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Jophiel wrote:
What I've learned from this thread is that you all grocery shop like Laura Ingalls at the dry goods store. "I'll take 10 lbs of flour, 5 lbs of sugar, 2 lbs of salt, 2 lbs of butter, a bolt of calico linen and Paw wanted me to ask if you can bring a horse-wagon of apples to the farm this Friday..."


A couple people have mentioned buying in bulk, and I'm sure that does help cut down on costs a bit, but it's not necessary. I tend to buy groceries a week at a time, and I don't buy in huge quantities (because stuff will go bad before I'll finish going through it if I did, plus I don't have that much room to store food). I'm sure that's what makes the difference between me spending about $100/month for myself, and someone like Elne spending $300/month for 5 people though, so there is that (I'm guessing she buys more bulk stuff than I do).

My point is that, despite some people's insistence to the contrary, it really honestly isn't that hard to keep food costs relatively low. You just have to *not* buy wasteful products. It's just bizarre to me that so many people find this to be so difficult, not just to do, but to even contemplate doing.
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As I said, I suspect you're conveniently leaving dining out and entertainment out of your supposed $100/mth food budget. Or maybe you just never go out. Or maybe you're one of those weirdos who watches everyone else eat before taking out your home made hardtack biscuit (cost: 4¢ if you buy the wheat in 100 lbs sacks and mill it yourself) and eat it at the restaurant while everyone else wonders what's wrong with you.

Seriously though, I don't give a fuck what you spend on food each month.

Edited, Dec 12th 2013 6:28pm by Jophiel
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I probably spend $40/month on organic baby carrots.
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As I said, I suspect you're conveniently leaving dining out and entertainment out of your supposed $100/mth food budget.


First off, it's a food budget, not entertainment. So we're talking about how much money it costs for someone to not go hungry. This is why I don't include costs for alcohol, for example. Nor do I include the costs to go out to the movies. The question is how much money someone must have to not go hungry. Asking any other question is basically about preferences, not requirements.

And yes, you're correct. I am not taking into account costs to eat out. But that's because eating out isn't "necessary". Remember, for me this isn't about how much I (or someone else) may choose to spend in a month, but how much you must spend in order to feed yourself. Those are completely different questions. So yeah, if I happen to go out to eat say 3 or 4 times in a month, it's not rocket science to calculate how much my food budget would be if I had eaten at home instead.

Some (one person in particular), might call this "cheating", but when I go out to eat, it's more or less never because I just out of the blue decided to go out to eat. It's always because someone else wanted to, invited me, and I joined them. It's called being social. I'm not going to count that in my calculation because it's not about how much I spend, but how little I could spend if I wanted to. A couple weeks ago, my family went on a vacation. I ended out basically buying lunch and dinner for myself and my mother for 5 days in a row (because no way in hell am I allowing a fixed income person to pay for a meal I'm sitting at the same table for). Do I count that massive increase in cost in the calculation as well? No. Same reason.


For me, the question is "what can you feed yourself for"? From that point, you can go up with regard to splurging on things. But there's still a value in knowing that baseline.
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I spent about $300 a month back in 1990, and we did with out things like juice and fruit for my girls most of the year.

From the government as a person pays rent and utilities, I was getting $189.00 in food stamps. I use the $20 I get for back child support to cover the times I have to eat out

I still find myself needing to have cash at the end of the month for groceries. Thankfully I got my SSI check 10 days before I got food stamps, so as long as I didn't need clothes, shampoo, toilet paper, or the many other things, that come up for most people my age, I could afford food that meets my dietary needs. I'm on a low carb, diabetic diet with no diary, preservatives and caffeine. I spend well over a hour in the store due to having to check ingredients. A lot of the meals I made for my family of 5 are no longer allowed and I grow some of the herbs I use.

So I am not a good example to use.
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And yes, you're correct. I am not taking into account costs to eat out.

So you're not eating for $100/mth.

That was simple.
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