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Why? You don't do anything with the outside of the egg.
Belkira wrote:
How are eggs considered dairy...?
Beats me. They always showed the eggs with the milk and cheese on those old food pyramids though. I assumed they were both non-meat proteins or something but I never put a lot of thought into it either.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Only Americans and Canadians do that because your food rules require them to be washed to remove any trace of whatever was left on the eggs but also removes their protective coating, leaving the eggs vulnerable to infection.
Our food safety rules are mostly about things appearing as sterile and un-foodlike as possible. It's ingrained, though. Shelf stable products sell better if you sell them out of a refrigerated retail space, regardless of necessity. (You should absolutely refrigerate USDA graded eggs)
Our food safety rules are mostly about things appearing as sterile and un-foodlike as possible. It's ingrained, though. Shelf stable products sell better if you sell them out of a refrigerated retail space, regardless of necessity. (You should absolutely refrigerate USDA graded eggs)
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Ya, I'd rather have refrigerated eggs that are washed than shelf eggs covered in chicken **** juice.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
There's a difference between washing and stripping off the outer layer of the egg though. It's like you're not calling a person clean until they've scrubbed off half their skin.
I think some people probably aren't clean until they've scrubbed off half their skin.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Ya, I'd rather have refrigerated eggs that are washed than shelf eggs covered in chicken @#%^ juice.
Why? Potatoes are routinely shipped in bags covered in dirt and very likely ****. We could sell them peeled and then refidgerate them, but we don't. The egg thing is almost completely arbitrary.
Why? Potatoes are routinely shipped in bags covered in dirt and very likely ****. We could sell them peeled and then refidgerate them, but we don't. The egg thing is almost completely arbitrary.
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We should invent bags that aren't covered in dirt and ****
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Smasharoo wrote:
Ya, I'd rather have refrigerated eggs that are washed than shelf eggs covered in chicken @#%^ juice.
Why? Potatoes are routinely shipped in bags covered in dirt and very likely sh*t. We could sell them peeled and then refidgerate them, but we don't. The egg thing is almost completely arbitrary.
Why? Potatoes are routinely shipped in bags covered in dirt and very likely sh*t. We could sell them peeled and then refidgerate them, but we don't. The egg thing is almost completely arbitrary.
Not arbitrary at all; An egg comes out of a chicken ******.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Not arbitrary at all; An egg comes out of a chicken ******.
And potatoes don't? Just because you're from Maine doesn't mean you understand potatoes!
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Smasharoo wrote:
Not arbitrary at all; An egg comes out of a chicken ******.
And potatoes don't?
And potatoes don't?
That's the last time that chicken drinks tequila.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Not arbitrary at all; An egg comes out of a chicken ******.
And potatoes don't?
And potatoes don't?
That's the last time that chicken drinks tequila.
But how will we get Chicken and Dumplings then?
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Not arbitrary at all; An egg comes out of a chicken ******.
And potatoes don't?
And potatoes don't?
That's the last time that chicken drinks tequila.
But how will we get Chicken and Dumplings then?
What the hell kind of chicken and dumplings do you eat??
What the hell kind of chicken and dumplings do you eat??
You know I've never had that. Which is weird because I eat a lot of poor people food. I'll have to make it sometime.
You know I've never had that. Which is weird because I eat a lot of poor people food. I'll have to make it sometime.
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I'd say don't bother, but that's just my opinion.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'd say don't bother, but that's just my opinion.
Sure, that's what they said about tripe and hee tao tung.
Actually, tripe is kind of awful.
Sure, that's what they said about tripe and hee tao tung.
Actually, tripe is kind of awful.
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Smasharoo wrote:
I'd say don't bother, but that's just my opinion.
Sure, that's what they said about tripe and hee tao tung.
Actually, tripe is kind of awful.
Sure, that's what they said about tripe and hee tao tung.
Actually, tripe is kind of awful.
Yes. Pho should be made with everything but that and tendon.
Just as Planned.
My husband made some pretty good chicken and dumplings in the crock pot the other day. But it's not something I'd want to eat on a regular basis.
Smasharoo wrote:
Actually, tripe is kind of awful.
Ever had lutefisk?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Ever had lutefisk?
I have, actually. Repulsive, but clearly one of those "acquired taste" sort of things. If I stuck with it, I'd probably grow fond of it. Hated beer the first few times, too. Fortunately I'm not a quitter.
I have, actually. Repulsive, but clearly one of those "acquired taste" sort of things. If I stuck with it, I'd probably grow fond of it. Hated beer the first few times, too. Fortunately I'm not a quitter.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Ever had lutefisk?
I have, actually. Repulsive, but clearly one of those "acquired taste" sort of things.
I have, actually. Repulsive, but clearly one of those "acquired taste" sort of things.
Edited, Dec 23rd 2013 7:35pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
There's also that Icelandic rotten shark thing. Have you ever tried that Smash?
There's also that Icelandic rotten shark thing. Have you ever tried that Smash?
Nope. I'm not really much of a fear factor food person, just happened to have had lutefisk before. That said, offal based food doesn't bother me unless it also tastes terrible. Sheeps lung and oatmeal? In!
Nope. I'm not really much of a fear factor food person, just happened to have had lutefisk before. That said, offal based food doesn't bother me unless it also tastes terrible. Sheeps lung and oatmeal? In!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
It's like you're not calling a person clean until they've scrubbed off half their skin.
Chicken and dumplings is food for the soul (and your ***, and gut, and thighs, and tits, etc.).
And eggs are not dairy, they belong with the frank and beans. What the **** is wrong with you people?
And eggs are not dairy, they belong with the frank and beans. What the **** is wrong with you people?
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