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On one hand, lobsters are pretty creepy. On the other, they're also pretty tasty. So are fried spiders apparently.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Lobsters do not have venom and hide in large shoes lurking in wait for their owners to place their tender unprotected feet inside and then poisen them with deadly poisen to death! I have large feet, and thus large shoes. You know how many Australian Funnel web spiders you could fit in one of my shoes? ALL OF THEM!
Also, if I ever saw that dog on the street, it would be a crater before I figured out it wasn't actually a spider. Gotta love those anti spider grenades.
Lobsters do not have venom and hide in large shoes lurking in wait for their owners to place their tender unprotected feet inside and then poisen them with deadly poisen to death! I have large feet, and thus large shoes. You know how many Australian Funnel web spiders you could fit in one of my shoes? ALL OF THEM!
Also, if I ever saw that dog on the street, it would be a crater before I figured out it wasn't actually a spider. Gotta love those anti spider grenades.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
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Lobsters do not have venom and hide in large shoes lurking in wait for their owners to place their tender unprotected feet inside and then poisen them with deadly poisen to death! I have large feet, and thus large shoes. You know how many Australian Funnel web spiders you could fit in one of my shoes? ALL OF THEM!
Lobsters do not have venom and hide in large shoes lurking in wait for their owners to place their tender unprotected feet inside and then poisen them with deadly poisen to death! I have large feet, and thus large shoes. You know how many Australian Funnel web spiders you could fit in one of my shoes? ALL OF THEM!
Tarantula sized lobster, that can attack at the speed of sound.
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1. It's a shrimp
2. No venom
3. No salt water in my shoes usually, and if there were a dripping trail of shrimp footprints leading towards my cavernous shoes, I think i would notice, or if nothign else slip comedicly on the slime trail.
2. No venom
3. No salt water in my shoes usually, and if there were a dripping trail of shrimp footprints leading towards my cavernous shoes, I think i would notice, or if nothign else slip comedicly on the slime trail.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
1. It's a shrimp
2. No venom
3. No salt water in my shoes usually, and if there were a dripping trail of shrimp footprints leading towards my cavernous shoes, I think i would notice, or if nothign else slip comedicly on the slime trail.
2. No venom
3. No salt water in my shoes usually, and if there were a dripping trail of shrimp footprints leading towards my cavernous shoes, I think i would notice, or if nothign else slip comedicly on the slime trail.
1) A shrimp is nothing more than a tiny lobster.
2) Notice the coloration, it's obviously venomous but nothing lives past the mach speed punch.
3) You say that now, but you'll visit the beach one of these days.
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I go to the beach all the time. My shoes don't though! (they stay in the car in their spider and lobster proof plastic triple reinforced anti spider bunkers of doom (tm)
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Vataro wrote:
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Eh, we also eat bee excrement, fungus excrement, fungus itself, mold, live bacteria cultures, shrimp, crabs, eels, fish eggs, chicken menses, etc.
Some people even eat mayo.
Allegory wrote:
Some people even eat mayo.
Allegory wrote:
Some people even eat mayo.
They put it on everything in Japan. It's more abundant and more used than ketchup is in the states.
Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
Mayonnaise is for fries and not much else.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mayonnaise is for fries and not mucheverything else.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Don't put mayo in my shoes either. The spiders like to eat it.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Don't put mayo in my shoes either.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
aside from shoes that don't smell faintly of eggs and vinigar?
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That gooey, sticky feeling between your toes.
Mayo helps the cheese stay in the sandwich when you flip it in the frying pan.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
trickybeck wrote:
Eh, we also eat bee excrement
I wouldn't consider honey to be "bee excrement" except in the most technical sense that bees excrete it. In which case you may as well say that we eat human excrement since I've heard that some infants consume liquids excreted from human females.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
That gooey, sticky feeling between your toes.
Two words. Toe pudding...
Spiders hate Pistachio.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
1) A shrimp is nothing more than a tiny lobster.
Shrimps and lobsters belong to the same suborder (Pleocyemata) of decapod crustaceans, but not the same infraorder. That said, shrimps and lobsters are very similar in appearance, and shellfish all taste the same to me.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mayonnaise is for fries and not much else.
Mayo on shrimps is fantastic.
Boil an egg, slice it, and spread the slices on a piece of buttered white bread. Put lots of caridean shrimps (northern prawn) on top and finish it off with mayo, pepper and lemon juice. Love it!
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
I'm really craving prawns now...
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Fookin' prawns.
Belgians think it's weird that I mix ketchup into my mayo.
Kalivha wrote:
Belgians think it's weird that I mix ketchup into my mayo.
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