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So.. I'm ready to date 18 year olds.Follow
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Wow, you're ******* old.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Grats on being middle-aged.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Gratz and how's your midlife crisis?
So you're 72 in gay years?
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
So you're 72 in gay years?
Yeah but I got some popsickles in my basement..
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Gratz and how's your midlife crisis?
See previous post. I think I had one of those once, maybe I've had 2 already.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Happy birthday Man!!! I hope you got to poke some 18 year olds !!!!
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Rukkuss 71 Iksar SK 1.5 Epic
Mokkas 70 Halfling Druid 1.0 Epic
Turfidor 70 Barbarian Shaman 1.0 Epic
Simplid 71 chanter
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Rumblesx 70 monk
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Dya celebrated his birthday by not-drunk dialing me. 
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Gratz and how's your midlife crisis?
See previous post. I think I had one of those once, maybe I've had 2 already.
Have you gone pine box shopping?
Just as Planned.
Happy Birthday. I hope you were not forgotten amongst all the people celebrating National Curried Chicken Day.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
So you're 72 in gay years?
Yeah but I got some popsickles in my basement..
Gah, it's been like a month since I had a popsicle in my basement.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Gratz and how's your midlife crisis?
See previous post. I think I had one of those once, maybe I've had 2 already.
bday grats!
Congratulations on being older then you were yesterday, or two days ago, or whatever. May you wear your wrinkles with pride.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Rukkuss wrote:
Happy birthday Man!!! I hope you got to poke some 18 year olds !!!!
No, most likely they were all under curfew so I didnt get the chance.
Nadenu wrote:
Dya celebrated his birthday by not-drunk dialing me.
That was a great phone call! You should do the same on your birthday. (BTW, I was trying to call Mellow Moods... a not-so-local headshop, how fun is it that you are next to them?)
Timelordwho wrote:
Have you gone pine box shopping?
In all seriousness, I'm going to be cremated and buried at sea. So people will drown if they try to dance on my grave.
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Happy Birthday. I hope you were not forgotten amongst all the people celebrating National Curried Chicken Day.
What?? I missed that again! I was too busy celebrating "Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day"
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
So you're 72 in gay years?
Yeah but I got some popsickles in my basement..
Gah, it's been like a month since I had a popsicle in my basement.
uh.. uhm.. yeah.. not the reference I was going for.. but it works. His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Well, you're talking about shagging 18 year olds so if you're also considering buying a motorcycle or sports car you know it has hit full force this time around.
I've owned a few dirt bikes in my life.. I guess my Ferarro I had years ago coutns as a sports car.. OH GOD ITS HAPPENING!
someproteinguy wrote:
Congratulations on being older then you were yesterday, or two days ago, or whatever. May you wear your wrinkles with pride.
And to everyone, thanks for all the posts, and nudes... oh wait noone sent me nudes this year.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Happy day-after-your-Birthday. 
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
Have you gone pine box shopping?
Two words: Viking Burial.
Just as Planned.
Happy birthday!
Obligatory HAHA YER OLD, PFORU, and
Obligatory HAHA YER OLD, PFORU, and
I'm ready to date 18 year olds, too.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'm ready to date eighteen one-year olds.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I'm ready to date eighteen one-year olds.
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