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I don't like working out in the morning. I'm always more congested, I'd much rather work out in the evening. Doing that also forces me to eat properly to be ready to work out, which is another plus.
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cynyck wrote:
There's a 4 am?
'Course there is! I frequently stay up until it. Never really seen it from the other side, though.
I learned from playing the Sims that I could get into shape pretty easily without ever leaving home using a jump rope.
I had one for a while. My stepdaughter left it in the living room one day. Unfortunately it was very badly designed and frequently trapped/pinched the fingers of everyone who used it with its bright pink plastic corkscrew shaped handles, so my wife threw it away while I was sleeping. At this point it doesn't really feel like a worthwhile investment to go out and buy a real jump rope.
I had one for a while. My stepdaughter left it in the living room one day. Unfortunately it was very badly designed and frequently trapped/pinched the fingers of everyone who used it with its bright pink plastic corkscrew shaped handles, so my wife threw it away while I was sleeping. At this point it doesn't really feel like a worthwhile investment to go out and buy a real jump rope.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Kuwoobie wrote:
At this point it doesn't really feel like a worthwhile investment to go out and buy a real jump rope.
If you've decided jump-roping is going to be your physical activity, not having a jump-rope seems like it could be a problem.
Just eight bucks at Amazon will get you this manly jump-rope.
Alma wrote:
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Mazra wrote:
I would have to get up at 4 AM, which would leave me a zombie the rest of the day. Due to work, that is not an option.
Mazra wrote:
The thought of going to the gym after work is unbearable, and I don't know how people do it.
You're not leaving yourself many options. Can you take time during the workday to work-out?
Edited, Apr 25th 2014 3:59pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
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Delva wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Elinda wrote:
To grow carrots.
For some reason I always end up with short turnip looking carrots. There are literally no rocks in the area I am growing them in for 4 feet in any direction, it's got it's own watering system, I fertilize them, and everything else grows great. But not the carrots. No idea why.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Elinda wrote:
To grow carrots.
For some reason I always end up with short turnip looking carrots. There are literally no rocks in the area I am growing them in for 4 feet in any direction, it's got it's own watering system, I fertilize them, and everything else grows great. But not the carrots. No idea why.
My carrots were like this too! Short, squat, bitter little things. Before planting each season, I would till the ground under several times with a good fertilizing soil. This north Texas dirt is very dense and clay-like so I would constantly have to keep the soil cultivated which is very hard to do when something is planted there!
Alma wrote:
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I originally had pretty intense goals to hit by summer, but major surgery on the 2nd and 8 days in the hospital, then recovery, pretty much ensured that didn't happen. 4 months later and I'm finally hitting the strength levels I was at pre-surgery, so we'll see what happens. Right now, I weigh about 175, but my body fat percentage is around 14%. I'd really like to get that down to like 11/12% (preferably staying at about the same weight level, but just losing fat). That's a really intense goal, though. If I can get down to 13% and gain lean mass at the same time, I'll call it a win.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Good to hear your recovery from surgery is going well!
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Elinda wrote:
Mazra wrote:
I would have to get up at 4 AM, which would leave me a zombie the rest of the day. Due to work, that is not an option.
Mazra wrote:
The thought of going to the gym after work is unbearable, and I don't know how people do it.
You're not leaving yourself many options. Can you take time during the workday to work-out?
Only Monday mornings, and only if 2nd grade P.E. counts as workout.
Might start post-work workout once I get into a proper work routine, but right now I feel like I've been up all week when I get home from work. Enjoying a beer in front of the computer/TV just sounds like much better use of my limited free time.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
I'm one of the insane ones that workout in the morning, typically before 5:30 a.m. I do it to get it out of the way. If I slept in (or just surfed on my tablet in bed for too long), I'll at the very least do a 5 minute session of burpees and bodyweight moves. I've generally been lucky enough that my weight isn't a health issue and losing any weight is more for my vanity.
Now, what I really want to do is finish up decorating my house, prettying up the yard and finish NaNoWriMo this year.
Now, what I really want to do is finish up decorating my house, prettying up the yard and finish NaNoWriMo this year.
Burpees? That sounds like something I'd pick up at a 7-11.
Probably some kind of carbonated taco.
Probably some kind of carbonated taco.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Probably some kind of carbonated taco.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Cleaning up after someone because they decided to consume stupid amounts of something and burst out both ends is always a good time.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Burpees? That sounds like something I'd pick up at a 7-11.
Probably some kind of carbonated taco.
Probably some kind of carbonated taco.
Or she's gardening.
Burpee's.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Burpees are death. Burpees are hate.
We used to do them for crew.
Edited, May 1st 2014 1:36am by IDrownFish
We used to do them for crew.
Edited, May 1st 2014 1:36am by IDrownFish
Burpees sound like they result in lots of involuntary evacuation of digestive gas from your system. Do not need.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Oh. Grass drills.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Burpees? That sounds like something I'd pick up at a 7-11.
Probably some kind of carbonated taco.
Probably some kind of carbonated taco.
Those are fartees.
Alma wrote:
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Elinda wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Burpees? That sounds like something I'd pick up at a 7-11.
Probably some kind of carbonated taco.
Probably some kind of carbonated taco.
Those are fartees.
Friar Bijou wrote:
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Oh. Grass drills.
Squat Thrusts!
A long time ago, my high school had a Physical Fitness team. There was only one annual event, held at the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy in Kings Point, NY, and it was run by the U.S. Marines.
Five different exercises, all without rest in between: 100 bent-knee sit-ups in two minutes, then immediately to 60 push-ups untimed (two marines, one with his hand under your chest yelling "Yes" or "No" depending on if your chest touched his hand or not and the other making sure your back was straight and yelling out the count - it got real when you heard the same number over and over again), then immediately to 26 Squat Thrusts timed, but I don't remember how long - may have been 90secs (again, a marine watching to see if your thigh touched your calf or not, if your back was straight on the kick-out, and if you stood up straight), 30 pull-ups with palms over the bar in two minutes, and then run five times around two cones 60 yards apart which was timed, but I don't remember how.
Can't believe I was once able to do that.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
cynyck wrote:
Can't believe I was once able to do that.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
cynyck wrote:
Chuck used to make my tea
Woah, settle down satan!
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