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Ummm......Yea.....CHOkE anmd DIe!!!11!1231One11``!!~1~!~

We do good work here guys. I'm proud to have contributed. ^^

/em prepares a flame so scalding it will clove Sioux's hairy forked tongue to the roof of her herpes-infest mouth and curl her toes till they reach back and touch her ankles.

Coming soon...

Page 3?!

What the fu[b][/b]ck is wrong with you lazy rags full of menstral blood?

BUMP

Bastards.

[Edit: Neglected to specify exactly what page I was bumping from. Editted so I look like less of a banana head.]

Edited, Wed Dec 1 13:09:04 2004 by nataraja

GO EAT A FRISBEE YOU BIG PILE OF REWARD!

BUHAHAHA

Xano's ascared of the Paralyze >:D

heehee, none of you turkeys have stepped up to the plate on that, I'm just gonna lean on my sword here and wait for the Knights of Ronfaure to quit being the Knights of Change the Subject. ;)

You know what else? Fu[sm][/sm]ck today. Today sucks. I'm 28 today. I'm getting OLD. OLD *** ME.

So I suck too. But I can still kick your butt on the field. All of you. At once. :D

ps. Santa Claus is a capitalist horse-butt. I don't like Santa. He's probably going to rate me down and give me coal, but I don't care. I could kick his *** in Ballista.

Sioux, Sioux, Sioux...

Time to get your learn on about other people's job abilities. Think I'm scared of your little Paralyze?

Bring it.

Try again, you old beyatch.

Happy 28th, btw. Old as me now, you poor girl. Haha.

As I said. Flacid wrinkled labia.

[sm]Today your b-day Sioux? I hope you have a happy one.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 23 and I feel like I'm 90.

OLD!

heehee

Now here's something you hollering Sapara-waving Pirates of *** can really flame me for;

I'm not 28, I'm 27. Didn't realize that until I looked on my LS forum and saw my age listed under my birthday announcement.

I'M LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY! SOMEONE WHACK ME DOWN! C'MON IKE, GIMME SUMMA THAT WHIP-DOWN TINA TURNER LOVIN'!

>< lol, I'm flaming myself, I'm a boob.

And thank you for all the birthday wishes ;) See, look, I have a whole 'nother year to my life! I WENT BACKWARD IN TIME!

:D

This thread seems to have lost it's flair, the flames have gotten weak and quite frankly, boring. I offer up myself as a target and will not be happy until the flames have successfully eaten their way pass my knees and start to threaten my very manhood. Then and only then will I be sated.

Happy Flaming.

Starting point suggestion: Elvaan mage. go nuts. :)

*Edit mi bad speeling

Edited, Thu Dec 2 12:42:34 2004 by GaranTheElvaan

What manhood? You're a goddamned Elvaan mage! Your manhood is only visible using the latest in electron microscopic imagery! It's the only thing smaller than your MP!

I swear to fu[/b]cking god. This thread does not exist for your amusement. This is a serious business, the business of eroding souls and pissing on self-esteem.

Are you that much a *********? Are you worried that your tiny di[b]ck has disappeared completely, and are hoping that by having your very soul rended from you that you might finally be arroused enough to catch a glimpse of the elusive (for you) notorious monster called Hard On?

Go play Mario, you {Too Weak} {Elvaan} sh[/b]it-sucking cockknocker! Leave this to the big boys and girls!

And by the way, what is this Elvaan Mage bullsh[b]it. Elvaan are good for only three things. Being a meat shield, hitting sh[/b]it over and over (it's all their INT can handle), and looking like a fu[b]cking ****** when you engage without a shield.

I hope the next time your eternal-down-time, *****, loose-rimmed, watery-bowelled *** goes riding one-handed on a chocobo (don't get me started on that sh[b][/b]it) you fall off and break your goddamned neck. One less Elvaan mage in the world is a better world to live in.

Edited, Thu Dec 2 13:00:23 2004 by nataraja

Edited, Thu Dec 2 13:01:46 2004 by nataraja

What, you think I'm done with you? You think I did that for your benefit??

I notice you're posting from the top of a pointy stick in Davoi. I think I can venture a guess as to why you're perched on top of a rod.

I've got your rod right here. *points at his crotch*

Twirl on it.

And of all the mage jobs you could be focusing on, RDM?! You pick one of the most unbalanced races to try and do a job that relies on balance?

More stunning Elvaan INT at work, I guess.

Fondle my PearlSack, and fu[b][/b]ck off.

While Nata is doing a moderate job of it, I would appreciate any input, you fine Bismarckian folk. I have but melted my shoelaces thus far. Hardly the firestorm I had hoped to unleash.

Hey Nat, stop picking on the mage, you worthless escuse for a flamer. I think it's time for me to make you sit the f*ck back down and return to the ******** whence you came from. You've been left unchecked long enough. Wtf are you going off talking about someone else's *****? I'm sure you have enough problems with yours; I mean that itch didn't get there on it's own did it? Stop being such a ***** and post 437 times a day. I'm so f*cking tired of you ******** about your karma on 400 of them, i've made it my personal goal to rate you up just so you'll shut the f*ck up about it. But i guess it's all about the eWang isn't it? S'ok...I guess the size of your eWang inversely proportionate to the real thing in your case. Oh and wtf is up with your Avatar, looks like a 3 yr old on LSD. Sicko. Go stick that 'ewang' in a pencil sharpener. Impossible? Well try the real thing then. I'm sure it'll fit.

Edit: Cause Zariko sucks monkey nuts, and not those clean, cute zoo-type monkeys nuts, i'm talking about those big ol' sweaty balls you find on those Orangutan out in the jungle after a long day of swinging from branch to branch. He just loves to get popped in the eye by one of those babies



Edited, Thu Dec 2 14:19:12 2004 by Vimien