Well I did Utsusemi quest today so get some cash. No one bought it all morning so I decided to ask some low level NIN if they would like to buy it off me, offering to also teleport to them. Here's a nice conversation I had...
Juubie: (Utsusemi: Ichi) (Do you need it?)
Creepingpumpkin: yes you got it?
Juubie: Yes, 140k? I'll even teleport and bring it to you.
Creepingpumpkin: Idiot, I can do the quest.
Juubie: Idiot, then why didn't you say that?
Creepingpumpkin: Idiot, I thought it was free. Go sell it.
Juubie: LMFAO, free? Who's the idiot?
Creepingpumpkin: F*ck you like I would pay you and not quest it.
Juubie: As if people don't buy it? Like I knew you were going to quest it. That's the whole point in asking. You don't have to be such a duechbag.
Ahah.