I'm defecting.Follow

That's it.

I'm tired of the servers being down all the time, I'm sick of all the JP ONLY people, and mostly, everything Lakshmi has to offer.

I'm defecting.

I'm going to build a server. One of those special ones made out of cardboard boxes, telephone wires, and a light brite (cause it's classy). As Naramaska pointed out to me, it prolly would work better than Lakshmi.. lol.

In my new world of Hankshmi (that's what I'm calling it), things are gonna work a bit different. See... the residents of Hankshmi will be allowed to hop to and from other servers (think Quantam Leap meets Chrono Cross) and you get to take items/gil back and forth with you as you go.

"Hey... did anyone notice that Valefor is low on Monster Signa's this week?"
"Dude... I'm -so- there."

"This just in: Shiva's prices on Astral Rings has jumped almost 30k."
"Lock-picking, here I come!"

Got a friend on Fairy? No problem. Go visit! Running from teh GM's? Well... that's your own little Term's of Service mess. It's prolly okay over on the Naratomos server.

Anyway, back to Hankshmi. I plan on making it communist, only the good kind. I'll be Karl Marx (not like Karlmarx, the taru I see in Jeuno all the time, but like the historical figure).

"Hmm. Our World is in need of an Alchemist. Hriimya, today, you'll be skilling up alchemy."
"But... i gots noe moneys."
"Oh, right... here's a million gil. Let me know if you need more."

I mean... what's not to like? Except that whole, corruption-greed-pride thing. But I'm sure that won't be an issue.

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Hank has spoken.
La la la.




As posted on http://thespiral.fragmentsofheaven.com/exalted/

I don't like Communism. I try so hard to stand out... -_-

As for the server idea, I'd be in as long as someone gives me 1,000,000g for Goldsmithing! (Would you believe my THF is only Lv 9?) And as long as I can be an NPC in it... In place of Lion... with the skirt and everything. I like that skirt.

Then everyone will be all like, "Cool, there's Psylight and her gorgeous skirt grrrI'msojealousandshe'ssoprettyetcetc..."

That will be only girls, though, I guess. Guys would just go "... Cool, a dragon... and that Psy chick who everyone called Spylight... LET'S BEAT THE RECORD!! ROXXORS!!"

And then we'd have cake! ^_^

Cake, skirts, and hats made of bacon!!

Yay, bacon!!


Almighty Hank of Hankshmi hath spokeneth.

La la la-eth.

Yes, in Hankshmi, all the female NPC's will look either like Lion, or the Mithra in the Windy Dragon fight.

Of course, all of the male NPC's will look like the ugly bearded Elvaan dude.

I had to offset the hawtness somehow.

Peacock Charms for everyone!! :D

and don't forget...the PC players in Washington have to wait 2 days after everyone else enters the servers

Sometimes, in an east coast hurricane, the fairy somehow gets lost. ..
NO, YOU'RE ACTING SUSPICIOUS

omg -_-

This bump's for you, Minue.

:D

I am intrigued and yet disgusted at the idea of Hankshmi due to the fact that I want my own theme park. Thats right Coujoe World/Land however it may come to light, the finer details are yet to be worked out. It would have no attractions of any kind no refreshment stands and no colorful characters for children to enjoy. Rather it would be a barren wasteland full of sand, 2 beaches, a small town and many mobs that throw bombs and such. Did I mention the undead that spawn at nite. Yes it would be similar to hell and the only way to get throught it is with a full pt of individuals unwilling to work together and the usual couple of people that know "everything". In this land you will also be required to hunt down specific items that you can trade in to a npc to gain a valuable ability that would thus. require you to visit this land at least twice. I'd also add some Notorious Monsters that drop nice items worth lots, but never drop the item and allow everybody to camp them.



Hmmm, OMG its the dunes allover again! Take that hankshmi. The nightmare never ends. muahahahaha (>^.^<)



P.S. Theres some movie with a rabid dog or something that used to be a book???