So there I am minding my own business in Jeuno, checking the AH, chattin around, etc. when all of a sudden, that dastardly midget white mage named Miji appears out of nowhere and gives me a slap. Then he runs off giggling.
I have had enough.
For anyone cunning enough, stealthy enough, quick enough to get off a slap on this little punk when you see him (and he's difficult to see considering...the height...), I will award you 10 gil. Just by pressing a few buttons on your keyboard when the bugger shows up on your screen. Just give me a /tell sometime in game, and you'll get a free gil delivery by reporting your heroism! That's like...what, a yagudo feather right there!
Thank you for your time, and remember: Miji's the name. Slapping's the game. Punts also acceptable.