Hey guys! I found some entertaining stuff on the web. I am hoping we can make this post full of some funny videos, or flash files you all have found, if I run accross any other ones I will post them too ^^
http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/finalfantasy.html
Edited, I actually found that newgrounds has several videos, including FFA+
Edited, Wed Apr 6 14:12:02 2005 by Dzanan
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FFA+ was actually damn amusing... for 3am in the morning :D
I don't have any cool flash animations or anything, but I have a ton of geeky jokes that my fellow dorky science & engineering friends and I tell to each other.
-Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one turns to the other and says "Dude, I think I just lost an electron!" The other looks at him and says "Man, are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive!"
-A neutron walks into the bar and orders a scotch. He asks the bartender for his tab at the end of the night and the bartender says to him "For you, no charge."
-How can you tell the sex of a chromosome? Pull down it's genes! (That's one of mine... le sigh, no one appreciates the geneticist's humor)
-A piece of Na fell in love with a bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsie, I love you so much, I just melt when I see you," it exlaimed. The Bunsen burner told the poor Na "Don't worry, it's just a phase you're going through."
-Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one turns to the other and says "Dude, I think I just lost an electron!" The other looks at him and says "Man, are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive!"
-A neutron walks into the bar and orders a scotch. He asks the bartender for his tab at the end of the night and the bartender says to him "For you, no charge."
-How can you tell the sex of a chromosome? Pull down it's genes! (That's one of mine... le sigh, no one appreciates the geneticist's humor)
-A piece of Na fell in love with a bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsie, I love you so much, I just melt when I see you," it exlaimed. The Bunsen burner told the poor Na "Don't worry, it's just a phase you're going through."
Wow... those jokes are awesome, especially since I'm about to go to physics class. I am going to tell them to my teacher!
One of my favorites is FF Tribute: Chocobo Mix, its a must-see. Here are the lyrics:
Final Fantasy is an RPG
The only one that I need
It's the RPG for me
Final Fantasy is all that I play
All other games are lame
It puts them all to shame
I only play games that are popular
I only buy the games the magazines tell me to buy
That way I know I get good games for sure
I may have a shallow mind
But you can kiss my behind
Final Fantasy; it consumes my life
And that is probably why
I'll never have a wife
Final Fantasy has awesome music
And that is probably why it
Always gets remixed
I always buy the soundtrack to each game
Oh it is the only thing that I will listen to
Oh sure one day it may drive me insane
You may think that I'm a fool
Well I'm here to say "***** you!"
Final Fantasy on PlayStation 2
With music by Nobuo
And graphics by Wong Chu
It is Final Fantasy number ten
Must save the world again
Right here from my own den
Hopefully I'll get through the game just fine
I don't know why I continue to play each game
They'll be making these 'til the end of time
Oh I guess that I will pay
For these new games 'til Doomsday
Now sing this to the chocobo theme while imagining all your favorite FF characters being spoofed. Aeris beats the crap outta sephiroth at the end, that alone should get you to watch ^^
Final Fantasy is an RPG
The only one that I need
It's the RPG for me
Final Fantasy is all that I play
All other games are lame
It puts them all to shame
I only play games that are popular
I only buy the games the magazines tell me to buy
That way I know I get good games for sure
I may have a shallow mind
But you can kiss my behind
Final Fantasy; it consumes my life
And that is probably why
I'll never have a wife
Final Fantasy has awesome music
And that is probably why it
Always gets remixed
I always buy the soundtrack to each game
Oh it is the only thing that I will listen to
Oh sure one day it may drive me insane
You may think that I'm a fool
Well I'm here to say "***** you!"
Final Fantasy on PlayStation 2
With music by Nobuo
And graphics by Wong Chu
It is Final Fantasy number ten
Must save the world again
Right here from my own den
Hopefully I'll get through the game just fine
I don't know why I continue to play each game
They'll be making these 'til the end of time
Oh I guess that I will pay
For these new games 'til Doomsday
Now sing this to the chocobo theme while imagining all your favorite FF characters being spoofed. Aeris beats the crap outta sephiroth at the end, that alone should get you to watch ^^
I'm actually a molgen major, so while a lot of those are chem based, I think from here out all I have are genetics jokes. XD
Why are protein tertiary structures selfish?
-Because the amino acids are all wrapped up in themselves.
A snobbish metacentric chromosome passed a telocentric chromosome on the metaphase plate. The metacentric chromosome sneered at the telocentric chromosome and teased it for not aligning right away, saying "Two arms are better than one."
What do you call a drosophilia that likes to drink?
-A bar fly
What do you get when you cross a bridge with a bicycle?
-To the other side
He says "I can't help being horny, it's in my genes!"
She says "I don't care what's in your jeans. Stay out of mine."
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like, it's speaking English that kills you!
Why are protein tertiary structures selfish?
-Because the amino acids are all wrapped up in themselves.
A snobbish metacentric chromosome passed a telocentric chromosome on the metaphase plate. The metacentric chromosome sneered at the telocentric chromosome and teased it for not aligning right away, saying "Two arms are better than one."
What do you call a drosophilia that likes to drink?
-A bar fly
What do you get when you cross a bridge with a bicycle?
-To the other side
He says "I can't help being horny, it's in my genes!"
She says "I don't care what's in your jeans. Stay out of mine."
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like, it's speaking English that kills you!
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