I am a labmonkey and I am angry.
Once upon a time ago there was me - a happy monkey - just chillin in the temperate woodlands of this place i live - i like to swing from tree to tree - this one time i saw a vine and grabbed it to swing from then found out it was a snake - he got pissed - i let him go - then there was this other time i remember vividly - there was this really good smell - i went to check it out - all the sudden there was this bang and a fuzzy pokey thing was sticking out of my side - it hurt kinda but i'm tough so i went to swing - like i usually do - and my arm was hanging dead at my side - THIS SUCKS - i thought - and i fell quite a ways down to the floor of my temperate woodland home - i don't really remember much about that moment except that when i hit the floor i thought - that wasn't too bad - i fall pretty good - then i was sleeping i think. Now I'm in this cage and i don't like it because i can't swing - i've grown some extra fingers too - i have a really big lump of something on my neck - my food tastes good and there are no snakes - i really like to bite now because they always bite me with those pokey things that have no fuzzies. I am angry. |
